Yes if thats all your worried about join up! there plenty of things happening that will make you laugh like some lads masterbating in public and running through the dorms without a stitch on its great! :)
No one will bother their arse :oops: about asking you.

You see the Royal Navy considers gay ...

Yes if thats all your worried about join up! there plenty of things happening that will make you laugh like some lads masterbating in public and running through the dorms without a stitch on its great! :)
No one will bother their arse :oops: about asking you.

You see the Royal Navy considers gay ...

If you dont mind lads playing openly with their dicks and masterbating in public and doing windmills your ok... :oops:

I kid you not. I must have had a right gay batch in my entry :oops: , although this is the norm pretty much, although they'll never own up to being gay, obviously.

Beware Showers ...

To all who knew me on this forum...

I bid you farewell, I am off to be a stuck-up Tiff with my blue shirt... :x

I leave on Monday for HMS Raleigh to start my 10 week Basic Training...

I'm totally crap at ironing but, oh never mind!

So to all I have had 'Swinging The Lantern' at me, Tra! chuck ...

Phil, where in Liverpool are you from? Im a West Derby lad myself.

Well, I say Liverpool but I'm over the water on the wirral.
No-one would know 'Egremont' unless they lived near.

But I still live in Merseyside and that's close enough for me!

West Derby's a bit far... you sure your from ...

What about the "B*STARDS" exercise?? :oops:

You know, where you Stand, do a press-up, do a squat thrust, jump up star jump and land in the standing position and repeat. :x

The B*STARDS is in the RM circuit training hand book, so you must have done 'em.

If you're thinking about the RM, then you ...

Hey Andy I'm feeling fine, if not a bit nervous.
I have to get to Plymouth and try and spot a dodgy bloke by the photo booth! :)

Yeah, I'm brickin' me self over the Parade stuff, I can bearly iron my shirts right, even with my mothers help! :lol:

Anyway us tiffs go straight into the Fisgard ...

What actually happens to ure bollocks when u cough? Mine don't seem to do anything.

Err... Well.... Your left testicule that hangs lower than the other, should lift as you cough, this makes sure you haven't got a hernia because if you do then it doesn't move because the muscle has been pulled ...

Well, the Chief basically told me that in normal circumstances I would not be allowed to join as a Tiff, however if I do exceptionally well on the aptitude tests then there may be a chance of being accepted. :D

I think it's time for a lot of swotting up. :banghead:

The recruit test is a straight ...

Alright son,

Your a good all round egg you are, and I think we'll deserve a pint (or two or three) when we finish basic :wink: I WILL be looking for you on the train (I know your face :oops: ) you'll know my mush too! :robot:

Don't forget on the Plymouth train your entitled to a free dinner ...

cant wait till this friday!!

hopefully c u on the train mate, r u gettin on at glasgow central?

Aye, your getting pis*ed this friday aren't you??

Mine's on the Saturday!! Wooo!! Hooo!!

Hey! Just think terry, 13 days left and then Fisgard with me! :)

GET IRONING SON!!! :oops:

PHIL ...

RICH8472 wrote:I have already passed the medical, thank god. Not an experiance i wish to repeat.

They asked me to bend over to check my joints....

'ELLO SAILOR!!

PHIL

English: E/C
Maths: E
Science D/D
History:D
French:D

and those were the good ones , and you lot think you done bad? :drinking:

I'm sorry to hear that.
Do you intend to go into further education? Because let's face it, your not going anywhere fast with those. :(

Don't worry son, I had the same ...

Well I got:

Maths C
English D
Science D
Science: Physiology E
Geology E
German G

Shi* eh? :cry:

I hated school, but don't think just because you got low results your thick.

I've improved so much since school and considered my schooling a bloody waste of time (not that you should :wink: ) I got ...

I reckon so with 4 GCSE'S did you take anymore subjects??

Maths, Science, English lang and lit is ok not sure about English.

Should think you are ok though, I joining on the 8th September as a Tiff too :wink: .

Here's a suggestion, why don't you ask AFCO? Must be a phone call away surely.

Hope ...