A man was going over to meet the queen. When talking to a close friend the man said,' I've never met the queen before..... in fact the only time I've ever saw her was on the front of a postage stamp, i wouldn't be sure whether to sake her hand or lick her on the back of the head.'

The 3 Paddys were all up for interview to join the worlds top Mafia. Each paddy was told to bring his wife along to the interview. Thinking nothing more about it all 3 paddys turned up for their interview, all of them bringing their wives. Paddy the englishman was called in first to the interview ...