no handbag,just a bloody big sporran!!

what is wrong with eing a tight arsed jock?
better than being a slack alice!!!

Merry Christmas to all on FM,
Me,I am stuck here at work at the Prince George Regional Correctional Centre, (well someone has to do it,so why not me!!,after all it is treble time)left home before Santa came to our house!
hope you and all your families all have a great day,dont get to Pissed.

I want to be the first to wish ME a Merry Christmas,
and Merry Christmas to all the MF staff who do a great job
and of course to all you readers out there.

Gentlemen,
I apoligise for my mistake! when he mentioned RMP
I immediatly thought of the Royal Marine Police!!
Sorry once again.

any sport is encouraged,if you are good enough,you will get some of the best ametuer coaching and perhaps box for the Corps or the Navy.
Good Luck in your endevours.

Dear Aunty Mike,
my Siamese twin is gay and wants to get closer to me.
What should I do as I have led a sheltered life and dont
want to offend him.
P.S. he wasnt like this when we were kids growing up on the Island
amongst all the wee sheeps.-

I was pissed!!,Ithought it was your pit,as I
heard a soft Irish brogue whispering,"over here Jock,there is plenty of room in with me" Keep No Nose out of this,rememder,my NOSEwas big enough for the two of us!!!

Good Luck Adrian.
by the way Mike,try rubbing the "lump" eventually it will shrink and go away!!

Who were the "violent bullies"the public called for, to assist and rescue them in the recent snow storms in Bodmin? Surely they were not Royal Marines,as they do not seem to have had the same media coverage.Maybe that story was not sensational enough! What a load of Bollox. Your right Mike...

apply for your British passport,the security clearance has to be done both sides of the pond and can take some time. the sooner you get the paper work done the better.My son joined up from this end and it took a couple of months for clearance to come through.Also be prepared to pay your own flight t...

may 10,older/wiser?? by a month Paddy O.

far east without a doubt,
who can ever forget No-Nose,in Nee Soon London Bar!!!

a certain part of my body will probably be stood to and standing to attention at 0600!!! the rest of me will still be cracking ZZZZZZZZZZZZs

tell your brother to grab his handbag and what testicles he has,and try out for the WRAC,on second thoughts,meybe try the Brownies because the WRAC ladies may be a wee bit to tough for him.