Welcome, enjoy your stay mate.

Lol, nice find.

I know KungFu...and some other great words.

I once got some BLUE STRATOS aftershave lotion for Crimbo.

Poured it all into a mega hot bath after a day working the lobster pots at Padstow. Climbed in............... Kinnell! Me knackers n ringpiece were still stinging a day later!!!!!! :o

Artist

So you dont want any this christmas ...

got1 wrote:How thick is your eyeball.

I'll close my eyes

They aren't my friends, there in the same class...honestly, i'm not that sad mate The dutch army...well i know where your coming from but at least there better than those Americans my dad taught last year.

i know two guys that use straightners and theirs cost £120 :o
I'm not really a christams person, people dont seem to enjoy it anymore and christmas is basically a masive commercial for shops, it's just expensive and people usually work or get bored during the period, so i think i'll find me a hole ...

You lucky guy, nice one mate and i wish you best of luck in your career.

AJtothemax wrote: Thats nice , well you better make sure that if you use the bloody thing, the attacker doesnt get it off of you and use it against you! Ever thought about that?

My coats thicker than 1".

Found that one today in ' raf today' newspaper. (The meanandgreen one).

Always smart, never go casual, unless your going to pick up a piece of paper from there then you may be excused but if it says informal it's just dropping you a small hint...as JE^_^ said, go suited and booted, you have an impression to make here girl and you only get one shot o make the best of it.

Breathingbrick wrote:I carry a small Knife about 1" long, its always useful.

I agree, another stupid idea, this country is really going to the dogs, i agree with breathingbrick about carrying a knife, i always carry my pen knife you just don't know who's out there these days.

Now thats an awesome magic trick, anyone want to be my assistant?

battery isn't it?

Damn you Google!