On 24th March in Slough, Police Constable Chris Alderson tragically died at home. He had served with the Thames Valley Police for 18 years, following service in 2 Para.
I had the privalige of knowing Chris for the past 11 years as a traffic officer. He was one good oppo, and a bloody good copper.

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In a recent survey, 70% of Scousers admitted to having sex in the shower
The other 30% said that they had never been to prison

Ken passed away last week, after losing a brave battle against the big C.
I don't know what battalion he served in, as I only had the privelidge of knowing him when he was a member of Royal Berkshire Fire & Rescue Service.
We spent many an argument discussing the best colour head gear (I was a Royal ...

There are three men in a cell in a South African prison just before the end of aparthied. Two of them are white, and the third is a black african.
The first white guy turns to the other and enquires as to his crime.
The second white guy says "I had some beers with a few mates and then we got our ...

I am English by the grace of God, and British by act of parliament.

I am English by the grace of God, and British by act of parliament.

I have been suffering with my piles for about 8 weeks now. If your stick is causing you that many problems, can I please borrow it ! I could put one of the wife cactus plants on the end and use it as a barrel brush....

I have been suffering with my piles for about 8 weeks now. If your stick is causing you that many problems, can I please borrow it ! I could put one of the wife cactus plants on the end and use it as a barrel brush....

All you haf to doo is tipe and use the Spill Chocker. Its eesy. Only priblam is, mynes billoxed.

All you haf to doo is tipe and use the Spill Chocker. Its eesy. Only priblam is, mynes billoxed.

I'm afraid that I beg to differ on the control of a Booties wife. I control mine, and I have her permission to say so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm afraid that I beg to differ on the control of a Booties wife. I control mine, and I have her permission to say so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

According to the ceefax this morning, St George wasn't English. He was a Palestinien or Turk who was hung in one or the other countries in the 6th century.
Political correctness dictates that an English saint would have been an empire building racist bigot with an unacceptable disposition to ...

According to the ceefax this morning, St George wasn't English. He was a Palestinien or Turk who was hung in one or the other countries in the 6th century.
Political correctness dictates that an English saint would have been an empire building racist bigot with an unacceptable disposition to ...

I am sorry Derek, I forgot Suez. Please read this slowly as I've beaten myself up for forgetting my Corps history. I have taken myself back to October 28th 1664, and have started lessons again.
I was a 70's and 80's Marine and some of that is lost in the mists of Union Strasse.