Hey TT,

Well done! havent met you, but welcome back anyway.

Em x

Harry...you trying to say something there? I have a slight aversion to welsh males, being that my muppet ex fiance is welsh. But thats a whole other story....sorry Doc, it aint personal!

Still known as wrens to everybody but the most politically correct/pretentious!

Nice to meet you too, have a good holiday! Im back to work on monday so probably wont be online as much (ie. when he internet cafe decides to work or isnt shut down because people download porn!).

Innocence? Think I might have been once upon a time...

Dunker=sadistic torture. The mounting your thinking of Doc was only done by the surrounding sheep. However the instructors were quite easy on the eye, something about greens....

Great fun, if you enjoy lack of sleep, boredom and a few booties mounting a half hearted attack whenever they feel like it.

Still, better than working for a month. Had the dunker (again) though, anyone else had the pleasure?

Oi Harry, less of the saggy pics thanks! I'm no stick but I'm not that ...

Hello from a fellow (baby) matelot! x

Did you really have to post those phots Harry?!! Still atleast everyone now knows what I look like! Thanks for saying hello guys xx

Miss me? Nope, didn't think so!

To all those that don't know me, I'm Em. Currently serving in her majesty's Senior Service(?), but for how long I'm not sure...the grass is looking greener everyday!

Anyway; have fun, be good and if you can't be good....don't get caught!

Smiley's don't count!

I have absoloutely no idea Beardo, feel free to contribute random crap.

Hmm, see your point there. Doc you are forgiven. Hostage youve got more grovelling to do!

I shall start scrubbing up, should only take a month or so.

contortionist, yeah, foot....mouth....insert.

No thanks Doc, prefer salami myself. Besides you should know better than to refer to large buttocks where Im concerned!