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by Devils_Advocate
Wed 26 Oct, 2005 9:26 pm
Forum: RAF Joining & Training
Topic: Regiment
Replies: 30
Views: 11556

Biggles1211 wrote:I believe you are incorrect. Nobody in the RAF would be expected to run 3 miles in 9 minutes. LMAO :lol:
That would involve some very strong incentive or a serviceable vehicle.

:lol:

Try this is all seriousness:

http://www.raf.mod.uk/rafregiment/pgac.html
by Devils_Advocate
Wed 26 Oct, 2005 9:22 pm
Forum: SF Joining & Training
Topic: How would you train your own special forces??
Replies: 82
Views: 33579

Please don't abuse animals, it's inhumane.

WTF? How can beating a seal be inhumane - the clue is in the answer - it would be inangustirostris (I think- but seal taxonimy was never my strong point).

The seal beating the human THAT is inhumane - plonker....I dunno what do they teach in skools in ...
by Devils_Advocate
Fri 21 Oct, 2005 8:11 pm
Forum: SF Joining & Training
Topic: How would you train your own special forces??
Replies: 82
Views: 33579

Someone please lock this thread :evil:

Totally farking bone and pointless

If your making a game you make the rules so you can dream shit up you prong!

It seems to me that this is without any doubt as Doc so ably puts it bone!

Dream up something that will kick all their arses and we can all go ...
by Devils_Advocate
Thu 20 Oct, 2005 11:56 am
Forum: General Discussion & Introductions
Topic: Carrying a load whilst breaking in your boots!!??!!
Replies: 7
Views: 2348

Also, doing walks/runs with wieghts in a bag also draws the attention of police, as passing police think youve just burgled someone, and passing people phone the police for the same reason.


Wearing black coveralls and a ski mask seems to elicit the same response when hanging around banks and ...
by Devils_Advocate
Thu 20 Oct, 2005 11:52 am
Forum: SF Joining & Training
Topic: How would you train your own special forces??
Replies: 82
Views: 33579

I could tell you but I'd have to shred you after.

However, in light of the funds you have available, I could offer you a team of consultants, who would be willing to train and equip your SF. Obviously they wouldnt be as good as mine, that would be daft as we might have to take you on one day, and ...
by Devils_Advocate
Sat 15 Oct, 2005 11:34 am
Forum: General Discussion & Introductions
Topic: The not-so secret service
Replies: 8
Views: 3856

In the past the recruits were almost exclusively (apparently) from the Uni set, but times have changed and they need a broader range of skills, particularily on the language front. With increased ethnic diversity in the UK they now have a broader range of cultures to try and recruit from who may ...
by Devils_Advocate
Fri 14 Oct, 2005 7:38 pm
Forum: SF Joining & Training
Topic: Women & The Secial Forces
Replies: 28
Views: 13935

Couldnt get signed on so decided on the other pension plan
by Devils_Advocate
Fri 14 Oct, 2005 1:46 pm
Forum: SF Joining & Training
Topic: Women & The Secial Forces
Replies: 28
Views: 13935

Sounds like a Billy No Mates to me.
by Devils_Advocate
Thu 13 Oct, 2005 8:45 pm
Forum: SF Joining & Training
Topic: Women & The Secial Forces
Replies: 28
Views: 13935

Heres the article if anyones interested http://www.timesonline.co.uk/...94,00.html

Dont seem to work -- some cunning SF ploy no doubt to maintain their cover.

Tis true regarding the 14 Int ladies, very err talented and some were quite reasonable lookers too. Had an encounter with a lady one ...
by Devils_Advocate
Thu 22 Sep, 2005 12:57 pm
Forum: RAF Joining & Training
Topic: RAF Regt and new Ranger unit
Replies: 12
Views: 3612

That Cpl Will Craig is a bit of a short arse, couldnt they find a taller photog?
by Devils_Advocate
Wed 14 Sep, 2005 7:04 pm
Forum: RAF Joining & Training
Topic: RAF Regt and new Ranger unit
Replies: 12
Views: 3612

Take more than 30 RAF Regt to secure an airfield.
by Devils_Advocate
Wed 14 Sep, 2005 4:36 pm
Forum: RAF Joining & Training
Topic: Where do bullets go?
Replies: 16
Views: 4943

I have read some studies that if the projectile is fired at a high enough velocity at the right height above the ground then it will continue to circumnavigate the earth forever! They are in fact the smallest satellites known to man.

You may have heard the expression "What goes up, may also come ...
by Devils_Advocate
Mon 12 Sep, 2005 9:21 pm
Forum: RAF Joining & Training
Topic: Guins and why I love them
Replies: 23
Views: 8572

The portions for core meals are so scrouge like it should be Pay As You Diet
by Devils_Advocate
Sat 10 Sep, 2005 7:24 pm
Forum: RAF Joining & Training
Topic: Guins and why I love them
Replies: 23
Views: 8572

PS I am being a good Gunner and speaking very nicely to the Rozzers on the course too!

I am expecting a Post Course Report from them.

The Regt contribution to Air Power hmmm, bit of a paradox as GBAD is to reduce the oppositions.

Hope you get the 'unexpected' recruiting brief...well worth a ...
by Devils_Advocate
Thu 08 Sep, 2005 7:40 pm
Forum: RAF Joining & Training
Topic: Guins and why I love them
Replies: 23
Views: 8572

StinkyFurby wrote:Whats a guin, I thought you meant guns but spelt wrong.
a 'guin' is a generic term for an airman, ie Non Rock, Non Copper and not a techie.