Thanks for the quick, accurate answers!! A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, h...

Im not at all thinking of joining the RM for the money, but more for myself as an achievement and the Green hat : ) But....what Would i be earning a year, just so i know i can cover any debts i have...thanks!

Your could hack your finger off, then keep it on a piece of string around your neck for when you need to dig out some bogies, or have it removed via laser!

Hi there, i've decided on the RM rather than the RN and thinking about the taking the career choice of moutain leader, could someone tell me what this position involves a little more?? Plus im 31 is this a problem??

ooooooookay: /

ummmmmmm keel-hauling???, and i know its not going to be luxury, i was just asking out of interest....do you get room service? and as for bed sharing, i'd rather have my tounge beaten wather thin with a steak tenderizer..... and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop. anyway on a serious note...

Haha!! thanks for the replies chaps/chapesses. and thanks for the picture of the gym : ) and what the hells buttock boxing, sounds like a pain in the arse

its not that im shy, it was just out of interest to wether its still very old fashioned or wether you have some time to relax on your own and take a well earner shower without having to stare straight ahead lol!! thanks for reply appreciate it!

Are the showers shared or are they private?? on board a rn ship that is.

Thanks for you reply, and taken on board : ) Is it possible to join as an officer?? if so what qualifications do you need??

Thanks again

Hello there to you all reading....if anyone is : ) Ok here it is, im 31 : ( 32 this november 29th 2008. Ever since i left school i thought about joining the RN, but circumstances changed that, i met my wife(now divorced)and after 10 years together working together, running a boarding kennels and cat...