greenmachine;

I seen something on the news a week or two ago that doctors have found a virus that kills acne without actually harming body cells. Anyone else see that?

"That skirt looks great on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor"

"excuse me have you got any chewing gum?"
"No, but i wash my d!ck with peppermint shower gel!"

"That skirt looks great on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor"

"excuse me have you got any chewing gum?"
"No, but i wash my d!ck with peppermint shower gel!"

HVM boy where bouts are you from in norn iron?

HVM boy where bouts are you from in norn iron?

RO55

His first name is Dave I think, not sure on his surname though.

RO55

His first name is Dave I think, not sure on his surname though.

Hi Ro55

do you know a guy called "sweet chops", he's in 40 cdo i think he's in A coy hes from N.Ireland?

Hi Ro55

do you know a guy called "sweet chops", he's in 40 cdo i think he's in A coy hes from N.Ireland?

Q. Whats black and white and found in a babys nappy?














A. Michael Jacksons hand.
Q. Why is Santa's sack so big?











A. Because he only comes once a year
Q. Why is Santas face red?















A. Your face would be red too if your sack was slung over your shoulder

If you drop alcohol on a scorpion, it will immediately go mad and sting itself to death. Same if you trap it with fire.

In Washington, it is illegal to own and ride an ugly horse.

If you drop alcohol on a scorpion, it will immediately go mad and sting itself to death. Same if you trap it with fire.

In Washington, it is illegal to own and ride an ugly horse.

Some more words of wisdom from George Dubyah:

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'

I have made good judgments in the past ...

Some more words of wisdom from George Dubyah:

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'

I have made good judgments in the past ...

14. Ways to send a car to Hell by The Jolly Roger

There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive (for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops).

 Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the ...