pretty fast for an old fart

pretty fast for an old fart

I wear pants about as often as I fly to the moon

I wear pants about as often as I fly to the moon

sorry mate just not a fan of meeting possible former killers i met over the internet. My mothers taught me far to well.

does this smell like chloroform?

can i stand here?

your mate won't shag me will you?

do you come here ofter? no? do you want to?

alright love, ya know i've got a thing for fat birds.

the best chat up line ever is "can you imagine if a panda walked in to this room with a knife and the.... walked ...

does this smell like chloroform?

can i stand here?

your mate won't shag me will you?

do you come here ofter? no? do you want to?

alright love, ya know i've got a thing for fat birds.

the best chat up line ever is "can you imagine if a panda walked in to this room with a knife and the.... walked ...

papillon - "We're something, aren't we? The only animals that shove things up their ass for survival."

the bridge over the river kwai - "Madness! Madness!"

the shawshank redemption - "Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side."

papillon - "We're something, aren't we? The only animals that shove things up their ass for survival."

the bridge over the river kwai - "Madness! Madness!"

the shawshank redemption - "Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side."

Its is getting rather annoying, I haven't seen an 'original' topic about joining for a long time. i don't think there are any left.
but its been a while since i've seen a whos better post, thats nice to see.

But if i see another post asking for relationship advice, i'll hunt you all down like dogs ...

Its is getting rather annoying, I haven't seen an 'original' topic about joining for a long time. i don't think there are any left.
but its been a while since i've seen a whos better post, thats nice to see.

But if i see another post asking for relationship advice, i'll hunt you all down like dogs ...

a shower normally helps me, followed by a coffee and a bacon sarnie. then a walk to work, all before 7 in the morning. and constantly reminding yourself of the funny things that happened while you got yourself in this state.

a shower normally helps me, followed by a coffee and a bacon sarnie. then a walk to work, all before 7 in the morning. and constantly reminding yourself of the funny things that happened while you got yourself in this state.

basically after bottom field, i left 'gave up' you could say (please don't it'll upset me)

I have no doubt i would have failed the 3miler anyway though as my training went down the drain 5 months ago, and ye old pints took over my life. still have the power and the speed but not the stamina.

basically after bottom field, i left 'gave up' you could say (please don't it'll upset me)

I have no doubt i would have failed the 3miler anyway though as my training went down the drain 5 months ago, and ye old pints took over my life. still have the power and the speed but not the stamina.