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FLATTERY

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the ...

Unlucky Nick.

I was at Old Trafford last month when we lost 1 - 0 so know how you feel, (the stadium is awesome), anyway, first time in 85 years we have beaten you in the FA Cup...............I'm over the Moon

Funny old world, when the Taliban were in power the output of heroin in Afghanistan decreased dramatically as they considered it against their 'teachings'. They used severe methods to repress the poppy production and volume was said to have decreased by 95% on previous levels.

We now go in with the ...

Well done Davo, last time I was on the forum you were in two minds whether to become a Royal and was looking at joining the Army.

Well done kidda for seeing it through, all the best with your current injury. T

I don't how many of you shop at Sainsbury's, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Sainsbury's in Sheffield and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam ...

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YNWA

Hope everyone is well, I used to post regulary on here and it's good to see some familiar names still about.

I'm still in Iraq (getting greedy for the cash!)

Anyway, good to see old names and new............T

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Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.

It's fireproof.

He's probably just hibernating.

What does this button do?

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

It's probably just a rash.


Are you sure the power is off?

The odds of that happening have to be a ...

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Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.

It's fireproof.

He's probably just hibernating.

What does this button do?

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

It's probably just a rash.


Are you sure the power is off?

The odds of that happening have to be a ...

Mayor of Hiroshima 1945:

"What the f**# was that?"

Mayor of Hiroshima 1945:

"What the f**# was that?"

Greetings Scouse.

Have 'done the boards' so to speak.

Normally a panel of 4 to 5, with one ossifer in charge.

Depends on what you are applying for, but normal routine is to ask about where you have served, what are you doing now etc. Then questions 'out of the blue' to see if you can think on ...

Greetings Scouse.

Have 'done the boards' so to speak.

Normally a panel of 4 to 5, with one ossifer in charge.

Depends on what you are applying for, but normal routine is to ask about where you have served, what are you doing now etc. Then questions 'out of the blue' to see if you can think on ...

Save the ink mate and don't apply, if you can't through the door to check it out then it's a fair bet it's not for you.

Stay staring at your computer mate it's nice and safe. When you get middle aged you can look back and decide if you made the right decision or not.


Nobody can decide except for yourself cc123.