After about 30 seconds of getting back I realised what a huge pathetic fool I had been, there was nothing here, civilian life is shit. Yes, I know, ‘I TOLD YOU SO’. Please don’t rub it in. Oh well, I’m only 19, may as well get some education and travelling going over the next few years before I re-apply to fulfil my dream.
(this will give me some time to perfect my ironing skills

Gary, a stupid Irish guy living in Amsterdam. (not a good combination)
anyone who ever thinks of leaving..... don't, you will forever regret it and after only 2 days out be dreaming of being back in, and waiting for your next shot at it,