This isn't mine but I thought I might post it in here.
I wonder what you'll make yours like?
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joethejudge
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- Location: Paderborn, Germany
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joethejudge
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- Location: Paderborn, Germany
The Armed Republic of KlinkKlankety is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 59%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. KlinkKlankety's national animal is the klank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the klink.
The Republic of Tabmathia is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 114 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Defence, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52%, and even higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Woodchip Exports and Retail.
There have been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and artists are pillars of society. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control. Tabmathia's national animal is the Tabby Cat , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Tab.
The Kingdom of Lewatropolis is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Cheese Exports industry.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lewatropolis's national animal is the ugly bird and its currency is the troll.
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All I want in life is a cold beer, a fast car, a big F**King gun and a hot woman to fetch the beer, and clean the car! is that really to much to ask? - Quotes by a redneck.com
recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
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joethejudge
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The Republic of AWOOOGA SPAM ALERT is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 6 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 32%, but much higher for the wealthy. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is moderate. AWOOOGA SPAM ALERT's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the peanut.
The Armed Republic of Bovie is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 20%. A healthy private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is moderate. Bovie's national animal is the donkey and its currency is the coin.
Bovie is ranked 1602nd in the region and 28,531st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
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The Most Serene Republic of Litheland is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning racing snake population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Healthcare and Social Welfare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 40%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Automobile Manufacturing.
Crime is relatively low. Litheland's national animal is the racing snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the hug.
You can have peace.
Or you can have freedom.
Don't ever count on having both at once.
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The life that I have
Is all that I have
And the life that I have
Is yours
Or you can have freedom.
Don't ever count on having both at once.
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The life that I have
Is all that I have
And the life that I have
Is yours
The Armed Republic of MiniMac is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 53%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. MiniMac's national animal is the minimac, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the mac.
