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What about a thread on things that annoy?

1. Period commercials at meal times.
2. The girlie leaving the fridge open as she navigates her way through the I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! to pour drinks and cook etc.....
3. Motorists using the outside lane on motorways/dual carriageways when NOT overtaking.
4. People opening glass fronted fridges in shops and THEN looking for the product they require. WHY? It's glass so you can see what's in the BEEPING thing! Why waste electricity?
5. Junk mail. (Both on my computer and through my letterbox)
6. Gorey car accident commercials.
7. Ainsley Harriot.
8. Crying kids.
9. Crying kids on planes.
10. People trying to shake hands with you in the toilets.

Gore.

Fat kids and pikeys

1. People who obstruct me when swimming.

2. People who spoil a good online game with childish antics.

3. Prices at UCI cinemas.

That's all I can think of for now.

1. Henmania
2. Farmers doing 10mph in tractors with a 2 mile tail back because they will not pull over.
3. Teenage scrotes with baseball caps, white tracksuits and lots of 9ct gold who spit needlessly.
4. Ken Livingston.
5. Out of touch judges.
6. The Police Ombudsman for Northern Ireland.
7. Carry on films.
8. Injury lawyers for you adverts "WILL I GET TO KEEP 100% OF THE COMPENSATION?"
9. The dumbing down of television.
10. Speeders.
11. The cult of celebrity and any movement started or championed by the tabloid press.
12. Lefties.
13. People not indicating correctly when using roundabouts, or exiting a 2 laned roundabout into the nearside lane of a dual carraigeway.
14. Fog lights being on permanently.
15. Politicians who have never served a day in the military sending troops to war.
16. Radio Five live presenters.
17. Children in restaurants and the parents who bring them.

11. After asking for a coke in a bar the barstaff then saying "diet coke?". If I wanted diet coke I would have chuffing well asked for it.
12. Students who think that the world owes them a living.
13. Manufactured 'pop' bands.
14. Manufactured 'pop' bands made up of students.
15. Constantly paying tax and national insurance when I NEVER get any money or assistance whatsoever from the state.
16. Big Brother.
17. People who like Big Brother.
18. Loud noises.
19. Lazy unemployed layabouts who never want to work and will never work.
20. Car thieves.

Gore.

1.Big brother and its followers. They are all dropouts for f*cks sake!
2. Prices of things in general
3. People who call me a scally because I live in a certain area when I have NEVER don any scally things.
4. People who reckon Sefton the horse matters.
5. Many other things that I cant remember at the moment because my head is spinning with physics formulae.
6. Rappers
7. Racists.
8. Chauvenists (sp)
9. Blokes taking Gladys out for a sunday drive at 0.6mph on a single track road and not pulling over.
10. Blanket generalisations.

Midi Mac

1. Students (I know I’m one of them but not for long)
2. People not leaving my pub when I tell them to.
3. Me having to shout at people because they haven’t done what they’re told.
4. People who hate the police for no reason, but then call them for something trivial.
5. Firemen who believe they deserve 30K for a part time job when nurses and soldiers are getting sweet FA.
6. Footballers!!!
7. Football.
8.so called football fans that smash the country up because we lost a match. ITS JUST A FECKING GAME!!!.
9. Sport replacing important TV i.e. the 3rd part of a documentary you were watching on ancient history of science. Cricket and tennis replacing the Simpson’s.
10. Pop culture.
11. Teenyboppers.
12. Cadets!!!
13. The whole PC movement. If I want to call a spade a spade I will, not a bloody entrenching tool!!!
14. Fat girls who wear revealing clothes in public. (Belly tops, hipster jeans)
15. Random people getting my MSN addy.
16. Labour.
17. fascists (BNP)
18. Boy racers!!!
19. People wanting respect without earning it.
20. American beer, its just nasty!!!


lew

lew wrote: 9. Sport replacing important TV i.e. the 3rd part of a documentary you were watching on ancient history of science. Cricket and tennis replacing the Simpson’s.

11. Teenyboppers.
12. Cadets!!!

14. Fat girls who wear revealing clothes in public. (Belly tops, hipster jeans)

20. American beer, its just nasty!!!

lew

Good list.

The USA cant make beer to save their life. Least they didnt last October.
Get exercising you fat slappers!


MM

1. Anyone who takes part in a "Workshop" that is not connected to engineering.
2. Luvvies.
3. 23 year old footballers and the like getting MBE'S etc.
4. Drunks trying to put their arms around you or shake you hand.
5. People from Northern Ireland wearing England football shirts.
6. The media managing every single time to get ranks and names of Units and Regiments wrong when they report on the military.
7. Amnesty International and similar lefty organisations who while conducting themselves from a clear political standpoint pretend they are neutral, and whats more think they are somehow better than the rest of us.
8. Degrees in useless crap, such as screen printing, media studies etc. Sure, we have got too many Doctors and nurses.
9. Keith Allen
10. Jeremy Clarkson calling a car that cost 20k "cheap" (in fact nearly anything he says on the subject of motoring and the Police, apart from caravans)
11. Every week on Top Gear when Clarkson is interviewing the "Star" (Ha!) in a reasonably priced car and he turns to the audience and says "who would like to see his lap?"
12. People who litter.
13. Terry Wogan.
14. The fact that I have not slept with Sophie Raworth.

Pretty much agree with everything that has been listed so far especially.

GoreD wrote:Motorists using the outside lane on motorways/dual carriageways when NOT overtaking.

but a few more:

1. Big Brother
2. Big Brother
3. Anyone who likes Big Brother
4. Anyone who says that reality TV is good
5. People generally (I think I might become a hermit)
6. Political correctness
7. The idea that we should 'celebrate diversity' - my local council won't shut up about it. WTF does it mean???

Many other things but too many to list

dannyd wrote: 7. The idea that we should 'celebrate diversity' - my local council won't shut up about it. WTF does it mean???

Dont know.

Is there anything that doesn't annoy you D boys?

I'll be back with my list in a bit once I've got into Vistor Meldrew mode.

Not that I'm one for moaning.............

Lew almost covered everything for me (i'm also a student that's not too fond on students). But, i'd like to add to his list:

21. Dole and Benefits Scroungers
22. People who are self-professed experts on everything - does my feckin' head in
23. People who think they have mastered something because they've done it five or six times and bought all the kit
24. "The Salon"
25. People that keep singing(???) that "woo woo" song out of Kill Bill and the Carling advert

That bloody woman on British Telecom who informs you that the number you have dialed is engaged. And could you please try again later. Does my head in every time!

Along the same lines the 118 number where they ask you if you would like them to connect you to the number you have asked for. 30p a minute.
It takes yonks to get the number out of the smug barsteward so you still pay through the nose anyway.

Tony B'liar. Enough said.

Artist