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Things that annoy.
Things that annoy.
What about a thread on things that annoy?
Mexican bandit, "Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
1. Period commercials at meal times.
2. The girlie leaving the fridge open as she navigates her way through the I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! to pour drinks and cook etc.....
3. Motorists using the outside lane on motorways/dual carriageways when NOT overtaking.
4. People opening glass fronted fridges in shops and THEN looking for the product they require. WHY? It's glass so you can see what's in the BEEPING thing! Why waste electricity?
5. Junk mail. (Both on my computer and through my letterbox)
6. Gorey car accident commercials.
7. Ainsley Harriot.
8. Crying kids.
9. Crying kids on planes.
10. People trying to shake hands with you in the toilets.
Gore.
2. The girlie leaving the fridge open as she navigates her way through the I'M A SCAMMER SPAMMER!!! to pour drinks and cook etc.....
3. Motorists using the outside lane on motorways/dual carriageways when NOT overtaking.
4. People opening glass fronted fridges in shops and THEN looking for the product they require. WHY? It's glass so you can see what's in the BEEPING thing! Why waste electricity?
5. Junk mail. (Both on my computer and through my letterbox)
6. Gorey car accident commercials.
7. Ainsley Harriot.
8. Crying kids.
9. Crying kids on planes.
10. People trying to shake hands with you in the toilets.
Gore.
Mexican bandit, "Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
1. Henmania
2. Farmers doing 10mph in tractors with a 2 mile tail back because they will not pull over.
3. Teenage scrotes with baseball caps, white tracksuits and lots of 9ct gold who spit needlessly.
4. Ken Livingston.
5. Out of touch judges.
6. The Police Ombudsman for Northern Ireland.
7. Carry on films.
8. Injury lawyers for you adverts "WILL I GET TO KEEP 100% OF THE COMPENSATION?"
9. The dumbing down of television.
10. Speeders.
11. The cult of celebrity and any movement started or championed by the tabloid press.
12. Lefties.
13. People not indicating correctly when using roundabouts, or exiting a 2 laned roundabout into the nearside lane of a dual carraigeway.
14. Fog lights being on permanently.
15. Politicians who have never served a day in the military sending troops to war.
16. Radio Five live presenters.
17. Children in restaurants and the parents who bring them.
2. Farmers doing 10mph in tractors with a 2 mile tail back because they will not pull over.
3. Teenage scrotes with baseball caps, white tracksuits and lots of 9ct gold who spit needlessly.
4. Ken Livingston.
5. Out of touch judges.
6. The Police Ombudsman for Northern Ireland.
7. Carry on films.
8. Injury lawyers for you adverts "WILL I GET TO KEEP 100% OF THE COMPENSATION?"
9. The dumbing down of television.
10. Speeders.
11. The cult of celebrity and any movement started or championed by the tabloid press.
12. Lefties.
13. People not indicating correctly when using roundabouts, or exiting a 2 laned roundabout into the nearside lane of a dual carraigeway.
14. Fog lights being on permanently.
15. Politicians who have never served a day in the military sending troops to war.
16. Radio Five live presenters.
17. Children in restaurants and the parents who bring them.
11. After asking for a coke in a bar the barstaff then saying "diet coke?". If I wanted diet coke I would have chuffing well asked for it.
12. Students who think that the world owes them a living.
13. Manufactured 'pop' bands.
14. Manufactured 'pop' bands made up of students.
15. Constantly paying tax and national insurance when I NEVER get any money or assistance whatsoever from the state.
16. Big Brother.
17. People who like Big Brother.
18. Loud noises.
19. Lazy unemployed layabouts who never want to work and will never work.
20. Car thieves.
Gore.
12. Students who think that the world owes them a living.
13. Manufactured 'pop' bands.
14. Manufactured 'pop' bands made up of students.
15. Constantly paying tax and national insurance when I NEVER get any money or assistance whatsoever from the state.
16. Big Brother.
17. People who like Big Brother.
18. Loud noises.
19. Lazy unemployed layabouts who never want to work and will never work.
20. Car thieves.
Gore.
Mexican bandit, "Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
Major Kong, "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff....."
Gore, "The first casualty of war is your underpants....."
1.Big brother and its followers. They are all dropouts for f*cks sake!
2. Prices of things in general
3. People who call me a scally because I live in a certain area when I have NEVER don any scally things.
4. People who reckon Sefton the horse matters.
5. Many other things that I cant remember at the moment because my head is spinning with physics formulae.
6. Rappers
7. Racists.
8. Chauvenists (sp)
9. Blokes taking Gladys out for a sunday drive at 0.6mph on a single track road and not pulling over.
10. Blanket generalisations.
Midi Mac
2. Prices of things in general
3. People who call me a scally because I live in a certain area when I have NEVER don any scally things.
4. People who reckon Sefton the horse matters.
5. Many other things that I cant remember at the moment because my head is spinning with physics formulae.
6. Rappers
7. Racists.
8. Chauvenists (sp)
9. Blokes taking Gladys out for a sunday drive at 0.6mph on a single track road and not pulling over.
10. Blanket generalisations.
Midi Mac
1. Students (I know I’m one of them but not for long)
2. People not leaving my pub when I tell them to.
3. Me having to shout at people because they haven’t done what they’re told.
4. People who hate the police for no reason, but then call them for something trivial.
5. Firemen who believe they deserve 30K for a part time job when nurses and soldiers are getting sweet FA.
6. Footballers!!!
7. Football.
8.so called football fans that smash the country up because we lost a match. ITS JUST A FECKING GAME!!!.
9. Sport replacing important TV i.e. the 3rd part of a documentary you were watching on ancient history of science. Cricket and tennis replacing the Simpson’s.
10. Pop culture.
11. Teenyboppers.
12. Cadets!!!
13. The whole PC movement. If I want to call a spade a spade I will, not a bloody entrenching tool!!!
14. Fat girls who wear revealing clothes in public. (Belly tops, hipster jeans)
15. Random people getting my MSN addy.
16. Labour.
17. fascists (BNP)
18. Boy racers!!!
19. People wanting respect without earning it.
20. American beer, its just nasty!!!
lew
2. People not leaving my pub when I tell them to.
3. Me having to shout at people because they haven’t done what they’re told.
4. People who hate the police for no reason, but then call them for something trivial.
5. Firemen who believe they deserve 30K for a part time job when nurses and soldiers are getting sweet FA.
6. Footballers!!!
7. Football.
8.so called football fans that smash the country up because we lost a match. ITS JUST A FECKING GAME!!!.
9. Sport replacing important TV i.e. the 3rd part of a documentary you were watching on ancient history of science. Cricket and tennis replacing the Simpson’s.
10. Pop culture.
11. Teenyboppers.
12. Cadets!!!
13. The whole PC movement. If I want to call a spade a spade I will, not a bloody entrenching tool!!!
14. Fat girls who wear revealing clothes in public. (Belly tops, hipster jeans)
15. Random people getting my MSN addy.
16. Labour.
17. fascists (BNP)
18. Boy racers!!!
19. People wanting respect without earning it.
20. American beer, its just nasty!!!
lew
All I want in life is a cold beer, a fast car, a big F**King gun and a hot woman to fetch the beer, and clean the car! is that really to much to ask? - Quotes by a redneck.com
recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
recruit test 21 march - PASSED
medical 30 march - PASSED
interview 30 march - PASSED
PJFT - 11 april - PASSED 9:18
PRMC - 7th - 10th JUNE. PASSED
foundation - 29th August
Good list.lew wrote: 9. Sport replacing important TV i.e. the 3rd part of a documentary you were watching on ancient history of science. Cricket and tennis replacing the Simpson’s.
11. Teenyboppers.
12. Cadets!!!
14. Fat girls who wear revealing clothes in public. (Belly tops, hipster jeans)
20. American beer, its just nasty!!!
lew
The USA cant make beer to save their life. Least they didnt last October.
Get exercising you fat slappers!
MM
1. Anyone who takes part in a "Workshop" that is not connected to engineering.
2. Luvvies.
3. 23 year old footballers and the like getting MBE'S etc.
4. Drunks trying to put their arms around you or shake you hand.
5. People from Northern Ireland wearing England football shirts.
6. The media managing every single time to get ranks and names of Units and Regiments wrong when they report on the military.
7. Amnesty International and similar lefty organisations who while conducting themselves from a clear political standpoint pretend they are neutral, and whats more think they are somehow better than the rest of us.
8. Degrees in useless crap, such as screen printing, media studies etc. Sure, we have got too many Doctors and nurses.
9. Keith Allen
10. Jeremy Clarkson calling a car that cost 20k "cheap" (in fact nearly anything he says on the subject of motoring and the Police, apart from caravans)
11. Every week on Top Gear when Clarkson is interviewing the "Star" (Ha!) in a reasonably priced car and he turns to the audience and says "who would like to see his lap?"
12. People who litter.
13. Terry Wogan.
14. The fact that I have not slept with Sophie Raworth.
2. Luvvies.
3. 23 year old footballers and the like getting MBE'S etc.
4. Drunks trying to put their arms around you or shake you hand.
5. People from Northern Ireland wearing England football shirts.
6. The media managing every single time to get ranks and names of Units and Regiments wrong when they report on the military.
7. Amnesty International and similar lefty organisations who while conducting themselves from a clear political standpoint pretend they are neutral, and whats more think they are somehow better than the rest of us.
8. Degrees in useless crap, such as screen printing, media studies etc. Sure, we have got too many Doctors and nurses.
9. Keith Allen
10. Jeremy Clarkson calling a car that cost 20k "cheap" (in fact nearly anything he says on the subject of motoring and the Police, apart from caravans)
11. Every week on Top Gear when Clarkson is interviewing the "Star" (Ha!) in a reasonably priced car and he turns to the audience and says "who would like to see his lap?"
12. People who litter.
13. Terry Wogan.
14. The fact that I have not slept with Sophie Raworth.
Last edited by DelD on Tue 22 Jun, 2004 3:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Pretty much agree with everything that has been listed so far especially.
1. Big Brother
2. Big Brother
3. Anyone who likes Big Brother
4. Anyone who says that reality TV is good
5. People generally (I think I might become a hermit)
6. Political correctness
7. The idea that we should 'celebrate diversity' - my local council won't shut up about it. WTF does it mean???
Many other things but too many to list
but a few more:GoreD wrote:Motorists using the outside lane on motorways/dual carriageways when NOT overtaking.
1. Big Brother
2. Big Brother
3. Anyone who likes Big Brother
4. Anyone who says that reality TV is good
5. People generally (I think I might become a hermit)
6. Political correctness
7. The idea that we should 'celebrate diversity' - my local council won't shut up about it. WTF does it mean???
Many other things but too many to list
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Lew almost covered everything for me (i'm also a student that's not too fond on students). But, i'd like to add to his list:
21. Dole and Benefits Scroungers
22. People who are self-professed experts on everything - does my feckin' head in
23. People who think they have mastered something because they've done it five or six times and bought all the kit
24. "The Salon"
25. People that keep singing(???) that "woo woo" song out of Kill Bill and the Carling advert
21. Dole and Benefits Scroungers
22. People who are self-professed experts on everything - does my feckin' head in
23. People who think they have mastered something because they've done it five or six times and bought all the kit
24. "The Salon"
25. People that keep singing(???) that "woo woo" song out of Kill Bill and the Carling advert
If it doesn't hurt it's not worth doing!
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That bloody woman on British Telecom who informs you that the number you have dialed is engaged. And could you please try again later. Does my head in every time!
Along the same lines the 118 number where they ask you if you would like them to connect you to the number you have asked for. 30p a minute.
It takes yonks to get the number out of the smug barsteward so you still pay through the nose anyway.
Tony B'liar. Enough said.
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Along the same lines the 118 number where they ask you if you would like them to connect you to the number you have asked for. 30p a minute.
It takes yonks to get the number out of the smug barsteward so you still pay through the nose anyway.
Tony B'liar. Enough said.
Artist
