The Mary Celeste/Flying Dutchman!!!!!!!!! (nee HMS Victory)

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 03 May, 2004 4:18 pm

This thread has been twice round the farking world!

Harry you started it you utter rotter!. As for the Prez........Hmmmmmph!

Stix where to next it's your farking turn!

Artist

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Mon 03 May, 2004 4:36 pm

Yes you beat me by ten minutes, kin gutted

I think I`ll move this to the Para forum

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Mon 03 May, 2004 4:48 pm

Harry

Naa! Na! Naa! Naa! Na!

I think Moderators are the Bees Knees! Honest!

I can hear the Prez prowling around................knees up and guard yer cobblers!

Artist

JR · Post by JR » Mon 03 May, 2004 5:02 pm

Well Well Harry You Old 'Teddy Bear' you.

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Mon 03 May, 2004 5:18 pm

Jim, Jim Lad, come back down here out of those mainstays. You know it makes sense and it was all a tragic mistake on my part, my luvver, i mean my 'andsum, i mean you ugly little barsteward.

Happy days Frank?

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Mon 03 May, 2004 6:08 pm

Para Forum, here we come

Tab · Post by **Tab** » Mon 03 May, 2004 10:34 pm

The way things are going it will be the only ship left in the Navy.

:drinking:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue 04 May, 2004 3:04 pm

Tab wrote:The way things are going it will be the only ship left in the Navy.

Tab, i have heard due to the fuel shortages, that they are thinking of building some large ships along the lines of the old slave driven ones.

Be Aware

Here`s the tender coming
pressing all the men
O Dear honey
what shall we do then?
Here`s the tender coming
off at shields bar
Here`s the tender coming
Full of men of war

Here`s the tender coming
Stealing of my dear
O dear honey
they`ll ship you out of here
they`ll ship you foreign
for that is what it means
here`s the tender coming
Full of Red Marines

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Tue 04 May, 2004 3:15 pm

Just thought I`d give this thread a day off.
That`s enough, now. Back where you belong

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Thu 06 May, 2004 4:29 pm

Whilst yer wasting Guinness on Elvis mate, sink a few for me

Now that would be Victory
How many sleeps

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Fri 07 May, 2004 5:35 pm

Wilco Harry rodgered and out!

I'm gonna buy him one and then will try to get him interested in Hydes Black. Proper good old fashioned Porter it be, Arrr! (and £1.80 a pint)

Artist

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 07 May, 2004 5:51 pm

Dunno what he`ll like more

The fact that it`s 1.80 or the fact that you`re buying

Ooop, silly me

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Fri 07 May, 2004 5:56 pm

Yer Harry

I buy = Guiness. He buy = Cheapo stuff!
Naw thats cruel El Prez is an all round good egg and brick.

Thinks.......Wonder where this thread will be tommorow?

Artist

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 07 May, 2004 6:04 pm

That`s not how you spell "prick"
Where is she, anyway?

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 07 May, 2004 6:08 pm

Tomorrow? Hmmm.
Any where you fancy,just say mate

Nowt much goes on in the Crab forum, but they wouldn`t know Victory if it bit them on the arse.
Your call, where to, guv?

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