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Spannerman
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by Spannerman Fri 30 Jan, 2004 3:09 pm
The Military Forums Parliament
Right I propose Harry Hackedoff as PM ....any seconders?
As I started off the thread I'm going to be Home Secretary, my first task is to reduce the population of the UK by 50%, so I hope some of you out there can speak Flemish, Dutch or French!
Ploggers
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by Ploggers Fri 30 Jan, 2004 3:20 pm
I think you 'll be trampled in the rush with applications to be the; "minister of information with special responsibility for banning questions relating to who is best, RM/Para/SAS/SBS/womens auxillary balloon corps)"
Spannerman
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by Spannerman Fri 30 Jan, 2004 3:25 pm
Anyone any good at lying, meaning telling fibs/porky pies as we need a Minister for Disinformation
Shoulderholster
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by Shoulderholster Fri 30 Jan, 2004 3:30 pm
I nominate Artist as Cultural Attache to the Arts.
Ploggers
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by Ploggers Fri 30 Jan, 2004 3:39 pm
Spannerman wrote: Anyone any good at lying, meaning telling fibs/porky pies as we need a Minister for Disinformation
I think the best people for the job are already in power.
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by RobT Fri 30 Jan, 2004 3:41 pm
Spannerman wrote:
Now, now! Look what happens when we put women in power.
I nominate myself for "Minister of Punishment"...we are bringing back Capital Punishment, right?
Spannerman
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by Spannerman Fri 30 Jan, 2004 3:42 pm
Shoulder
Spannerman
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by Spannerman Fri 30 Jan, 2004 3:45 pm
Rob you are appointed but as Minister without Portfolio, I reckon Tab will be along soon as Minister of Pegasus Bridge
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by Falkens Fri 30 Jan, 2004 3:47 pm
I appoint myself as Minister of Asylem Seekers Financer. I believe more money should go into funding them, or doesnt that already happen?
Spannerman
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by Spannerman Fri 30 Jan, 2004 3:49 pm
Right Loz you are Minister of the Beer Fund, drinks on you then!
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by Spannerman Fri 30 Jan, 2004 3:53 pm
Falkens you are Minister for that department but we must get the spelling right ASYLUM, 23 Billion £ extra for that department then
We are looking for someone to take over the Beeb, but Mandelson and Campbell have been ruled out as Genghis Khan has got them as assistants to his cruelty department
Spannerman
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by Spannerman Fri 30 Jan, 2004 4:10 pm
Posts to be filled
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by Ploggers Fri 30 Jan, 2004 7:36 pm
Spannerman wrote: Posts to be filled
Can I 'ave that bastid like!!
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by Spannerman Fri 30 Jan, 2004 7:42 pm
Pongo you can have the post if you are a dribbler or drooler
