My partner has just joined up

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Wed 10 Dec, 2003 12:08 am

hoppersa wrote:Only an hour???!! For shame!! :kissing2:

I'm not bloody Superman you know!

Sound advice Shelley, your Grandmother was indeed a wise woman!

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Wed 10 Dec, 2003 9:07 am

maybe not sticky but only an hour ...............it took me longer to bull my boots

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Wed 10 Dec, 2003 3:35 pm

Second thing I used to do was take me skis off!

Artist

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Wed 10 Dec, 2003 6:25 pm

A WRAC i knew liked me to leave my Red Cap on...........maybe she thought i was santa??? well she got her pressie anyway

barbie · Post by **barbie** » Thu 11 Dec, 2003 3:57 pm

LOZ is more on track with her rememberance of a passionate homecomming ....15mins tops!

( I think the rest have a vivid imagination)

scarletb · Post by **scarletb** » Fri 12 Dec, 2003 10:37 am

You all sound like such a great bunch I am looking forward to being apart of this marine life, providing my fella passes out that is.
Marriage is really out of the question we won't be getting married just so that we can have married quarters, I want to marry him cause we both want to be together not just cause circumstances make us.
Thanks to hoppersa whose grandmother has some great words of wisdom and thanks to you all for describing to very passionate homecomings, that’s the part I like the most.

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Fri 12 Dec, 2003 1:19 pm

scarletb wrote:thanks to you all for describing to very passionate homecomings, that’s the part I like the most.

Not half as much as he will

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Fri 12 Dec, 2003 8:53 pm

i could sniff a straight wrac out at 100 paces loz

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Sat 13 Dec, 2003 10:55 am

goldie ex rmp wrote:i could sniff a straight wrac out at 100 paces loz

My what a long nose you have!

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Sat 13 Dec, 2003 11:00 am

lozhop wrote:I've yet to have the bloke come home from being away for any length of time and be anything more than a 2-stroker!!!

Tried to get wife to bed. Tells me to naff off and says 'I just haven't got two seconds to spare'

To which I reply: 'Well, I wasn't thinking of doing it twice!'

OK, it was a Rik Mayall line - but it do make me larf [the truth's always the funniest]

scarletb · Post by **scarletb** » Thu 18 Dec, 2003 9:02 am

Christmas time is here and my fella is coming home. I can't wait. Two weeks of pure passion, I hope.
Well i'm guessing my fella is just about half way through his training now and he seems to be doing fine. Things are definatly on the up.

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Thu 18 Dec, 2003 7:15 pm

They will be when he gets home!

Artist

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Thu 18 Dec, 2003 7:22 pm

My what a long nose you have!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BLOKES WITH BIG NOSES !!!!

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Thu 18 Dec, 2003 7:26 pm

You Women are Bloody Rotten..

..its the quality that counts......Us men Take hours thinking & Dreaming about it sooooooo what more do you want.?...Quantity!

Andy O'Pray · Post by **Andy O'Pray** » Thu 18 Dec, 2003 7:37 pm

Never mind the quality, feel the width.

Andy. :fadein:

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