Ste Preece wrote:Brownale: When bootnecks speed march they move as a group and get to their destination on time together as a team. Then they need to be fit to fight at the end of it. I hear P Company run like hell to their destination and leave everyone behind who falls back.
Really?
So every 30 miler squad on AACC run at the pace of the slowest, and nobody ever drops out? Bollocks. People fail the 30-miler because they can't keep up just like people fail P-Company events because they can't keep up. The DS sets a pace, and those who can't keep up with the squad fail the event.
The tests are to see if you can do the distance in the time required, not to see if you can keep together as a fecking squad. Any group of w@#k could do 30 miles in a few days and keep together.
I don't even need to point out that the Paras place just as much emphasis on working as a team, staying with the squad, and being fit to fight at the end of a tab, because if you don't know that already you are either picking a fight, or a moron.
Blokes have passed AACC and failed P-Company. Blokes have failed P-Company and passed AACC. Some have passed both. Some have failed both. None of this has a higher meaning, except that at one time that person was fit, determined & lucky enough not to avoid injury, to meet the standard for that course. Get the f@#k over it and stop comparing all-arms courses to cock size.
PS
Fair enough they do 20 miles in 4hrs 45mins but this must obviously be done at a quicker pace than Royals 30 miler but I bet they could not keep the same pace up for that last 10 miles if they were to do the 30 miler!
Do the maths.
Para 10 miler = 110 minutes = 11 minute miles
Para 20 miler = 285 minutes = 14.25 minute miles
= 29% increase each extra 10 miles.
29% of 14.25 = 4.13 + 14.25 = 18.38 x 30 miles = 551.4 ...
= 9 hrs 12 minutes for 30 miles
So yes, you are correct, they would do it slower.
On the other hand, the weight they both carry excluding weapon:
Paras = 35lbs
Royal = 22lbs
Q:
Considering the above information, who has the bigger penis?
A:
a) Royal
b) Para
c) Each is the same
d) I don't care as long as it's in me
e) What the f@#k does that have to do with tabbing?