SGT Slaughter's Lonely Hearts Club??

1812USMarine · Post by **1812USMarine** » Thu 05 Jun, 2003 5:16 pm

Open only to overseas Vets who long to hear that siren's call again - "Hey, GI, you buy me cigarettes I love you looong time."

Just a humble suggestion

JD

Twenty One · Post by **Twenty One** » Thu 05 Jun, 2003 5:51 pm

This should bring back some memories to some of the JOCKS on the site.

From the katamites in Singapore.

Me no likee Scotty Soldier
Scotty f**k forever more
Yankee call me honey babee
Scotty call me f**kin whore!

Three cheers for the babees then they legged it up Bugis Street back to Selarang Barrack.

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Sat 07 Jun, 2003 12:12 am

'Hey Tommy, you want meet my sister... she rub you rong time?'
'No thanks luv, I'm off for a beer'
'You want meet my brother then?'

Stange breed those people... sell their family for a couple of drinks.

The JaCkAl · Post by **The JaCkAl** » Sat 07 Jun, 2003 2:45 pm

Plus they've got deseases that eat through rubber.

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Fri 04 Jul, 2003 3:02 pm

Stange breed those people... sell their family for a couple of drinks.

Who? The Scots

Shurely shome mishtake

( that`s me Connery impression

)
Weren`t the Katamites a hill tribe in ancient Judea, by the way? Or was that the Sodomites. The ones wot Moses slew with the jaw bone from his arse.
Might have been the Hermaphrodites, they could do it proper, with themselves. I`d pay good money to see that

Twenty One · Post by **Twenty One** » Fri 04 Jul, 2003 5:29 pm

Harry,Yes were are a strange breed indeed,especially when drunk!When I joined the Jocks from the Paras, it was like going from one Army to another.The change in attitude for a start being among your own fellow jocks and quite a few from your own town,guys you used to run around with and went to school with,it was a great feeling as they say in Scotland "Among yir ain folk"I have never regretted transferring. :drinking:

is what Jocks do best, :drinking:

El Prez · Post by **El Prez** » Fri 04 Jul, 2003 5:55 pm

Aye, the 'White Heather Club' with Andy 'He's Dead Now' Stewart. Tams, it's what Jockland does best.
There was a shoulder,
A Scottish shoulder,
He wandered far away

Ends to magnificent applause................

owdun · Post by **owdun** » Fri 04 Jul, 2003 11:03 pm

Ship me somewhere east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,
Where there aren't no Ten Commandments, an' a man can raise a thirst:
For the temple-bells are callin', an' it's there that I would be –
By the old Moulmein Pagoda, looking lazy at the sea.
[Mandalay]Kipling

When you've been there, you've lived.

Aye Owdun.

JR · Post by JR » Sat 05 Jul, 2003 12:06 am

On the road to Mandalay,Where the old Flotilla lay,with our sick beneath the awnings when we went to Mandalay! O the road to Mandalay,Where the flyin'-fishes play.An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China 'crost the Bay!.(Kipling).I see you got the T-Shirt as well Frank.Aye JR

"If you've 'eard the east a-calling',you won't never 'eed naught else." No! you won't 'eed nothing else But them spicy garlic smells,An'the sunshine an'the palm-trees an'the tinkly temple-bells;On the road to Mandalay....

Andy O'Pray · Post by **Andy O'Pray** » Sat 05 Jul, 2003 12:21 am

Two X three badge marines walking down the gut. A lady shouts from the top floor. "Hey you two marines! come up and I give you something you never have before.

One marine looks to the other and says." What do you reckon she has Jim, leprosy?"

Aye - Andy.

JR · Post by JR » Sat 05 Jul, 2003 1:42 am

Andy,So It was you tagging on behind?.SNCOs should know better than to spy on 3Badgers.Aye JR

harry hackedoff · Post by **harry hackedoff** » Mon 07 Jul, 2003 5:25 pm

Larf,

leprosy

Aye,

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Mon 07 Jul, 2003 6:39 pm

I love you Jock, no sh*t.
You f**cking finished yet?

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Mon 07 Jul, 2003 7:32 pm

Mombasa.... Bristol Bar...... Dusky Madden (name used with license)...

" Love you Honey nooooooo shit.......two pound.... East African...."

Luverly Jubbly
Aye

Andy O'Pray · Post by **Andy O'Pray** » Tue 08 Jul, 2003 12:12 am

Don't knock the Bristol Bar Mike, that used to be my HQ. 10 quid uphomers for a week, steak, egg and chips plus your dhobi done.

Aye - andy.

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