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Doc · Post by **Doc** » Fri 01 Jul, 2005 10:55 am

Stop looking at my arse!

themattmeister · Post by **themattmeister** » Thu 11 Aug, 2005 3:04 pm

Your friends not you by any chance is he?

Bloody village people, they really have done naval recruitment some damage with their homo-erotic yet ever so catchy tunes.

Hallsy · Post by **Hallsy** » Thu 11 Aug, 2005 3:10 pm

some of the lads down at collingwood went out in there 3's and were swamped by women.... i could not make that night

djmarkmclachlan · Post by **djmarkmclachlan** » Thu 11 Aug, 2005 5:48 pm

Thats just sad. If you're gonna do it, atleast do it in style; overalls - that was a fun night. But 3's? The only chicks who go for a guy in his 3's is one of the desperate scruff's, 25 year old with a 7/8 year old kid kind, looking to get him knocked up on the first night and try to trap him with a kid, and they suck from my experience.

themattmeister · Post by **themattmeister** » Thu 11 Aug, 2005 5:53 pm

What are 3's?

themattmeister · Post by **themattmeister** » Thu 11 Aug, 2005 5:53 pm

Whoops! posted it twice.

djmarkmclachlan · Post by **djmarkmclachlan** » Thu 11 Aug, 2005 8:52 pm

New name for the old 5's.

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Thu 11 Aug, 2005 9:16 pm

So one morning some prong in the Admirality woke up and thought "I know how to improve the service...call 5's....3's!!!"

What was the farking point in that!

farking horrible things anyway! Junglies and a parasmock much more fetching!

or.............

djmarkmclachlan · Post by **djmarkmclachlan** » Fri 12 Aug, 2005 1:49 am

I joined the Navy so I wasnt a Soldier!

Camo, does nothing for sex-appeal, mind you.. neither does 1's, 3's, 4's, or any other RN kit, the RAF on the other hand...

OMSSMretd · Post by **OMSSMretd** » Fri 12 Aug, 2005 9:24 am

djmarkmclachlan wrote:Thats just sad. If you're gonna do it, atleast do it in style; overalls - that was a fun night. But 3's? The only chicks who go for a guy in his 3's is one of the desperate scruff's, 25 year old with a 7/8 year old kid kind, looking to get him knocked up on the first night and try to trap him with a kid, and they suck from my experience.

Mark surely you realise this is exactly the kind of girl any self respecting matelot would want to trap.

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Fri 12 Aug, 2005 9:43 am

I joined the Navy aswell. Could have fooled me though. Still Royal reminded me on a daily basis by saying "oi matelot twat!"

And OMSS your spot on bud, but to confuse the lass who was the father one of us would trap her and then she'd get passed around the grot! Id do the paternal blood test and swop it for the MO's

OMSSMretd · Post by **OMSSMretd** » Fri 12 Aug, 2005 12:04 pm

But remember if you do trap this type of girl and she takes you back to swilley keep your socks on.

djmarkmclachlan · Post by **djmarkmclachlan** » Fri 12 Aug, 2005 1:48 pm

Doc wrote:I joined the Navy aswell. Could have fooled me though. Still Royal reminded me on a daily basis by saying "oi matelot twat!"

And OMSS your spot on bud, but to confuse the lass who was the father one of us would trap her and then she'd get passed around the grot! Id do the paternal blood test and swop it for the MO's

lmao, that made me giggle.

I had a chick who dragged me back to Bognor Regis when I was at Sultan, and she was called Sheena! I met her parents who were shit boring, got J-iggy on her daughters bed, slept there for a bit then returned to Sultan couple of hours later - maybe Im a daddy.

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