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Posted: **Fri 24 Jun, 2005 3:39 pm**

This might sound a bit stupid, but i was wondering if you are in CTCRM doing the 32 weeks training are you allowed to go the barbers and get your haircut as often as you like and pay for it yourself, or are you only allowed a haircut every month just that i take pride in my appearance as u do ?

Posted: **Fri 24 Jun, 2005 3:56 pm**

What you mean a metrosexual?

Just get a number all over, its what i'm doing.

Posted: **Fri 24 Jun, 2005 5:17 pm**

Will there be a socket in my room to plug my hair straighteners in to?

Humph

Posted: **Fri 24 Jun, 2005 5:19 pm**

Gazza85 wrote:What you mean a metrosexual?

Since when did taking pride in your appearance mean you were labelled a metrosexual? Is that the new term ugly folk are using to make themselves feel better

lew

Posted: **Fri 24 Jun, 2005 6:22 pm**

You can goto the barbers anytime, inbetween pressups and using your wrist mounted GPS / Heartrate monitor / cafe latte maker, debating what trainers are best and wether you should be here with the nods or over there with the yo-yo's, wondering what the latest twitch is in a muscle you never knew you had and wether or not you can squeeze one out on the bottom field without all the blokes you asked "whats the best SQ mate?" catching you doing it before you put your chit in for SB selection in the pigeon hole in the foundation block!

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

GET A FARKING GRIP!

Posted: **Fri 24 Jun, 2005 6:24 pm**

Flash over..............

Im ok now, tablets are working

Posted: **Fri 24 Jun, 2005 8:06 pm**

lew wrote:
Gazza85 wrote:What you mean a metrosexual?
Since when did taking pride in your appearance mean you were labelled a metrosexual? Is that the new term ugly folk are using to make themselves feel better

lew

Got nothing against people doing it, who dosent try to dress to impress on a night out.
Besides i am a well sort after male shoe model.

Posted: **Sat 25 Jun, 2005 10:12 am**

Sticks I took "jagermeister in a bavarian shot glass, repeat until unconcious!"

Woke up to find the wardrobe open and my bergen damp

Coffee and a ciggie stat! Charging....CLEAR!

Posted: **Mon 04 Jul, 2005 2:44 pm**

the hippie look it is then

Posted: **Mon 04 Jul, 2005 5:04 pm**

Does it hurt son? It should do, 'cos i'm standing on your feckin' HAIR!

Hippie look? Get a grip cheesedick, your hair will be kept short and neat.

Posted: **Mon 04 Jul, 2005 9:01 pm**

Do what one bloke did and get Alepecha. Save a Kin Bomb so you will!

"Singing! I'm a Wrinkly, I'm a crinkly! with no farking hair! I can shove it any farking were!"

Doc, them Tablets Oppo, do they work as well as these barstewards I'm taking?

Artist

Posted: **Tue 05 Jul, 2005 7:40 pm**

Huy Up, Sticky, Doc and Artist,
I have just been given a new prescription for painkiller.! It consists of :-

1 * large measure of white rum ( at least three tots)
6 or 7 ice cubes.

Take one large tumbler (half pint at least!) and put in the aforementioned items.
Then top up with Old Jamaican Ginger Beer. It has to be that one or I'm assured it won't be quite so nice.
It certainly is better than Bacardi and Coke!!
Sneaky

Posted: **Tue 05 Jul, 2005 7:47 pm**

I have one day off from med cover and they've gone mad!

Sneaky I advise you continue with current medication and add to it a no-boots chit, you wont be standing so they wont be needed

Artist, I will have a look for some of them MA special pills, wont get you dizzy but will prevent unwanted pregnancy's

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