A lady para!!!!

[Hantslad]

Im sure this will create a fair amount of debate!

http://newswww.bbc.net.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4455213.stm

Anyway the article is wrong, being a member of 13 AA Spt Regt, she will already have a maroon beret!

[snaggysnails]

Im sure this will create a fair amount of debate!

http://newswww.bbc.net.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4455213.stm

Anyway the article is wrong, being a member of 13 AA Spt Regt, she will already have a maroon beret!

its a bit of a joke

[Hantslad]

Come on guys I expected a more vocal response than that!!!!!

Just out of interest, what do all your airborne warriors think about members of 16 AA bde (especially the ladies) being allowed to wear the maroon beret???

[MRB]

Its a fcuking sham, they should not even be allowed to touch the maroon machine, let alone wear the fcuking thing. May she get beasted and die on p-coy.

[snaggysnails]

its bang out of order anyone wearing the maroon machine not doing p coy especially a split arse its like a crow officer without any wings telling u what to do

[snaggysnails]

ps in the link showing you redge blokes the second 1 in is the biggest prick in the battalion the most arrogant bloke in nato

[flighty]

'Split arse.' What a charming expression. There are quite a few 'split arses' who use the forum. Do you have a male appendage which resembles a button mushroom to which we can make reference in our future posts?

Jayne.

[Cliodna]

Flighty,
THIS split arse doesn't object to the term being used, and is known to use the term herself...mainly because it is so descriptive and can't be confused with "lumpy jumpers".... particularly in this day and age of "man boobs"

[flighty]

How true and how pink and fluffy of me to forget this particular phenomeononenomenonem. Man boobs. Yummmmmmmmmmmmm. Any advance on a button mushroom, Big Boys?

I've been wondering..... is there anyone out there who can confess to having an arse which isn't, at some point or other, split? I would be very interested to know. 'Cos I'm like that.

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Ladies pardon the interruption ?
I believe the correct term to be"MOOBS"
At your service
Kind regards H_N

[Doc]

arses arent split they are holey!

its the other play area thats split (looking)



ok ok ok Im going.....................god I only said what every bloke was thinking

[flighty]

I take your point (sic) but surely arses have to be both holey and split? Otherwise where would your number twos go when you'd done them?

I'll answer my own question, dammit ..... they would lurk on the outside of one's hole looking for a split to escape from, causing no end of discomfort.

Unless someone else has a more logical explanation......

[Hostage_Negotiator]

Talking of holes Doc, would you like a JCB to help with that one your working on?

[Doc]

nahh im down to 8 foot with my spoon and going well cheers bud

if they were lurking on the outside wouldnt they just drop off ?? Since giving up dairy products mine no longer stick and are healthier!

anyway a girl who can talk about both is great in my eyes! where do you live??

[flighty]

They wouldn't 'drop off' if there were two industrial sized buttocks in the way, would they? Duh!

Crewe.