Personal Ad.........

[Scottish Thistle]

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[RobT]

, its a good 'un!

[Scottish Thistle]

And some more:

Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.

I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Barney Miller reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway; you eat beets raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. Must wear size five shoes.

BABY BIRD / Fed up with watersports? Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? Try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome. I supply the raw herring, you bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos.

Minimalist seeks woman

[ono_doken]

sounds like my perfect woman hehehehe.... errrrr i'll just quit embarasing myself now...

[got1]

WANTED: Good woman, able to tie flies and dig worms.
Occasional sex.
Must have own car.
Please sent photo of car.

[Scottish Thistle]

Is that a personal request, Got1?

[Tab]

Some of the better Ads I have seen.
Lady with large chest for sale.
Air Hostess seeks new postion on the ground.

[got1]

[quote="Scottish Thistle"]Is that a personal request, Got1? [/quote]

It depends on the car. 4x4 would be nice.