My dictionary

[Chris]

as a few of you infidel's have seen i now have a dictionary so my spelling should be very improved sorry to those of you who hated it

[Andy O'Pray]

Well done Chris. All that you have to do now is find the upper carriage.

Aye - Andy.

[Cinders]

Is dis right then chris, or dis is right. Ughh I dunnow.

[Mike]

Chris..... Trouble with Dictionaries is that you've got to know how to spell the word before you can look it up!:o

Keep it up mate, at least you'r entertaining!

[Artist]

Chris

These cheap "made in China" dictionarys ain't all there cracked up to be. Just buy quality. "The how to spell words roight, big book of fun" by Steve Evans £39.95 is where you should be looking.

Just send a cheque and I will send you one ASAP.

aye steve evans

[bean]

Lol I am as bad as you Chris some time I could swear I was dyslexxsick :0

I cheat and write my post on a email and run the spell checker then cut and paste it into the forum,, mind you still does not make up for not being able to type sensible ramblings .

Lee

[El Prez]

Good one Chris, the ability to recognise your own problems and chuckle at them is valued highly.
Now, very carefully press the key marked 'Shift' while pressing the letter 'I' and ...... wow I!
Keep going mate, we only get worse as you get better.

[exvmremf]

Don't worry Chris, if Tony and his oppos get their way we will be speaking French or German before too long.

[Rotary Booty]

Lee

Try www.iespell.com to make things easier for yourself. Once loaded, for free, it will spell check any document you have on screen. I've used it for many months now without a problem.

When it's loaded you can select 'English - UK from the drop down menu as it is defaulted to English - US.

Regards, Derek

[Brian E]

Another way is to write the message in Word for Windows check spelling and grammar, and cut and paste to message board or e-mail.

[ratso]

Come on what would we have to talk about if ereyons spelkt proprely no ear.

The one thing people seem to forget is you can alter any posts you make by using the eejit button.

[Brian E]

Typical attitude of the VMs'! ! !

[Rotary Booty]

Yes Brian, and why would you edit your post if you thought you had spelt everything correctly!

[Gary Treacher]

All you haf to doo is tipe and use the Spill Chocker. Its eesy. Only priblam is, mynes billoxed.

[0din]

All you haf to doo is tipe and use the Spill Chocker. Its eesy. Only priblam is, mynes billoxed.

Oh the wit!