Great film lines..

[goreD.]

One of my favourite lines from any film comes from Dr Strangelove.
Major Kong (Slim Pickens) is flying his nuclear bomb laden B52 into the Soviet Union and is briefing his crew via the intercom about the contents of their Survival kit. In his 'cowboy' accent he says.......

"In them you will find: One .45 calibre automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizing pills, one minature Roossian phrase book and bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, five packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylatics, three tubes of lipstick, three pair of nylon stockings....... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in VEGAS with all that stuff."

Priceless.

[rambo]

God thats hard to pick one line from a film i perosnally think any line that Samue L Jackson saids in Pulp fiction. But to pick just one at random would have to be this.

This one is taken from when Vincent shoots Marvin in the head and there at jimmys house. Jules is now on the phone to Marcellus.

Jules: I don't wanna hear about no mother f**kin' ifs. All I wanna hear from yo' ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the mother f**ker. Go back in there, chill them niggaz out and wait for the calvery which should be coming directly."

Another favourite from the film is this one.

Marcellus: No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing -pain-rapist here

[Seven]

Not necessarily my favorite, but great lines nonetheless:

"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!"

From Full Metal Jacket

[dan]

'Toga! Toga! Toga!'

John Belushi and the mighty Animal House. Bloody perfect.

[El Prez]

Ooo be do, I wanna be like you hoo hoo, I wanna walk like you, talk like you oo oo.
Baloo, Jungle Book, 41 Cdo Dekhelia Cyprus '71, just before the outdoor screen collapsed on me and the rest of the front row.

[Frank S.]

"Dr. Strangelove". Peter Sellers as the US president telling George C. Scott (as a US general) and the Russian ambassador to quit fighting:

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in the War Room!"

[Scottish Thistle]

In the words of Norman Bates:

"We all go a little mad sometimes".

[Scottish Thistle]

And Tim Robbins in Shwshank Redemption:

"Get busy living or get busy dying"

[lew]

One of two, first one is "pikies, I f@#k ing hate pikies"

Second one is from a bridge to far, when the German comes over the bridge to offer a surrender and the British officer says " sorry we'd like to, but we haven’t the facilities to take you all hostage at this time" PRICELESS...


lew

[Mince]

Sherrif Bart: "Since I am your host and you are my guest; what are your pleasures? What do you like to do?"
The Wako Kid: "Oh I dunno... play chess... screw?"
Bart: "Well, let's play chess!"

[Skiffle]

All quote's from me fav' movie

#1 Your going to pay full price rummy, I don't give any service man's discount!
#2 Too bad, your old lady does!

I'll send you home with a just pumped the neighbor's cat look on your face.

my name is gunnery sergeant tom highway and i have kicked more ass, banged more quim, drank more beer, passed more blood than all you numb nuts put together

Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat constatina wire and spit napalm and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters.

If I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic!

This doesn't mean we're gonna be swapping spit in the shower

Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we're gonna take warm showers to the wee hours of the morning, you hear me?

"Does your mother know you're out running around playing Army?"

Good one to use on Nod's

And finaly-

Sgt, you better get that god dam contaband hog'gie outta my face, before i stick that thing so far up your ass', you'll need to set fire to your nose to light it!

[anglo-saxon]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" - Gone with the Wind - (Works with the mrs every the time...NOT!)

"Smoke it, lad. Don't pout at it like a bloody debutant!" - Sir Alec Guinness in Tunes of Glory.

"Batches? We don't need no stinkin' batches!" - Mexican bandit in Blazing Saddles.

"Mongo like beans!" - 'Mongo' - Blazing Saddles.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

"And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped! - 'Bedevere'

"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." - French guard.

"Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left." Arthur to the black knight.

"I'll be back!" - Arnie.

"We would not seek a battle as we are. Nor as we are, I say we would not shun it. So tell your master." - Keneth Branagh as Henry V

[Mince]

"Mongo only pawn in game of life."