Maintaining standards

[El Prez]

Please try and maintain the quality of your posts by reading what you have typed prior to clicking the 'submit' button. Keep text speak for your Nokia and use capital letters where appropriate; thereby increasing the chance that you will receive an intelligent reply to your posts/questions.
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

[Worthers Original]

Does that include not posting the same message in all the forums?

[RobT]

no m8 cuz prez iz ok innit

[El Prez]

Many of our 'junior readers' stick within the confines of their prospective services. So it is a waste of time placing the post in one forum, when a scan through the whole web-site shows an endemic problem with our Yoof!

[Powder monkey]

Zis board iz now under ze kontrol of ze verd poliza! Any mizspelled verds or inkorrect gramma vill be punished bize summary exacuzion..

Yu have been vauned.