awright!

[Monkey!]

hey, my name is iain, thought id join the site cause its a great resource for info because i plan on joining the royal marines in a couple of months (if im fit enough by then), gotta finish my music technology HND first. im from the UK's very own worst footballin nation (must b after the austria game!). speak 2 u lot soon, cheers,

Iain

[Tab]

Don't forget to put your toys away before leave, theres a good lad.

[Monkey!]

mummy usually helps me cause i cant lift the heavy barbie dolls, so ill have to wait till she comes home from work.

[Tab]

Now if you where still playing with action man I would be a bit worried, but as you are sitting there playing with the knickers of your Barbie dolls
you must be fairly normal.

[Monkey!]

i lost the knickers for my barbie dolls a while ago so ive started dressing them in my old action man outfits, quite a turn on really.

[Twenty One]

Why is it that every young person wants to join the cabbage heads,what is wrong with the Paras, is it to tough for you lot out there to consider a maroon beret?

[rabby]

Well done Monkey, no matter how long you are on this site from now on, you have left yourself open to ridicule for the rest of your life. Now we can never take you seriously. :turn-l:

[El Prez]

The shorter training course, pretty uniform, and kindly training staff do seem to attaract a few recruits to the Para Regt, but in the case of HM Corps RM, quality will shine through.
Did someone mention Incoming, funny the mail being this late............oh you said Inkummmmin!

Monkey, please locate and utilise the shift key, Ta.

[Cinders]

G'day Monkey and welcome to the madhouse and it really is a madhouse.
The sun is just over the horizon here and it looks like a beaut day. Cheers :scatter:

[dave3727]

Hi Monkey and welcome. Don't let me influence your choice of career but just consider the following points.
1. In the navy, the officers and other ranks are all doomed together when the worst happens.
2. In the army (and similar aggressive organisations), the officers send the other ranks over the top to get killed.
3. In the RAF, the other ranks help the officers strap themselves into several tons of lethal machinery and send them off to get killed.
Self preservation has a lot to be said for it!

Good luck in whatever you do mate.

[Monkey!]

Apologies on my bad english El Prez, as for why I want to join the Royal Marines... Pride in what I'd be doing is one of the main reasons i suppose, and who in their right mind would turn down a paid holiday into the worst countries and conditions imaginable with the added risk of getting your ass shot off... not this monkey!

[Monkey!]

Oh, and rabby, wether it be ridicule, praise, criticism or death threats, i apreciate the attention you so kindly show me

[Tab]

I notice that you voice is still a bit high, are you still wearing your Barbie dolls knickers.

[Monkey!]

Actually, I've just remembered where i lost those knickers Tab, I was at Leith docks a couple of years ago for the Tall Ships thing and i took my dolls with me, there was a Para's stall and i went over to check it out, funny, I remember i still had my lollipop when i left