My little girl was on weekend leave just after joining HMS Raleigh, she explained that she was the class leader and it was her responsibility on the following Monday AM to report the class to the colour sgt booty drill instructor. The class had been told in no uncertain terms to address him as Colour Sgt and nothing else, so I smiled at the brat and said, "You are family, take a deep breath and call him "Colours" she was worried, but I said she'd be ok. So on the Monday she fell the class in at open order presented them to the Booty and said quaking in her boots, "Class at open order ready for inspection Colours" Apparently there was a big intake of breath from the assembled Gunnery Instructors, but Royal just leant forward and asked, 'Your dad a Bootneck?' "Yes Colours". Royal peers at rest of class over her shoulder and bellows, "She can call me Colours, you lot will address me as Colour Sgt".
Advance 6 years
Yesterday during her promotion course she was taking the class for drill, the Bootneck Stripey wandered up and said, "Well done, a little nervous at first but then you got a grip of them, who taught you that?"
"My Dad sgt., he was a booty" Make you cry wouldn't it.

You should talk to somebody who gives a f**k.
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