Wot no snow?

[Rogue Chef]

What has happened to the snow? We usually have snow.
Where is the snow? It's Christmas and I want snow!

[Rogue Chef]

Too late now!

[Artist]

Ste it's more like a Yuk Early Spring here in the UK Oppo. Rucks of rain, rucks of wind and rucks of bugger all else!

Whats going on with the weather? I blame B'liar meself.

Artist

[Ste Preece]

Guys: Rumour has it, its on its way over the next week or so.

We'll see. I guess its time to put the sleeping bag, shovel and chocolate in the back of the car for long journeys. Just in case!!


Cheers


Steve

[harry hackedoff]

What is it with you Pomms and whinging about negative snow, ffs
Kinnell
It`s always either too hot or too cold, too much rain or hosepipe bans Are you never happy? Sort yer lives out, ffs
We`ve been having shite weather down here too, you know
It`s only been over forty twice since crimbo
Over east they are having a record bush fire season, serves`em right
But here in the West we are all gazing to the sunset to see Comet McNaught and ver ver impwessive it is, too. Aussie astronomers are saying it`s the brightest comet for the last forty years and I would agree with them. Here`s a phot for you girls




Now I know you lot in UKers won`t see it because of all those snow clouds but I wonder if the Honourable Member for Dubaii South has seen it yet?

[anglo-saxon]

There's no snow in Canada, so why the hell should the rest of you get any?

Definitely a first for me: No snow between mid-Nov and early Jan. I wasn't dreaming of a brown Christmas, but that's what we got.

Two inches of powder this a.m., but that's small potatoes for this locale. Still, didn't stop the 1% or retards who don't know how to drive in the white stuff tying up the streets for evryone else. An hour and a half to get to work this morning. You'd have thought they'd have figured it all out by now...Bloody immigrants!!!

[Guardian of The Wall]

America is stuck in an ice storm at the mo and we're due to get the leftover snowflakes at the end of January I hear.

£10 it doesn't. Anyone wanna wager that?

[harry hackedoff]

What about the comet?

[Sully]

I guess its time to put the sleeping bag, shovel and chocolate in the back of the car for long journeys.

Don't forget yer mutton flakes, flies eyes and toe covers ....and elephants feet - anybody ever use those? Ok for a Wombling Wimbledon Common attack I s'pose

[Guardian of The Wall]

Quote: Harry hackedoff said "What about the comet?"


What? That it'll hit earth? That's a cold bet Harry. I'm out.

I know you weren't talking to me but hey- what a bet.

[harry hackedoff]

Fly`s Eyes,





Elephant`s feet

and elephants feet - anybody ever use those?

I used mine as a condom

[Sully]

what - your oppo's arse

I'll get me coat

[Rogue Chef]

In the voice of Gunny Hartman (R Lee Ermey)

Now listen up numbnuts, I got something to say that you need to hear. The original post in this thread referred to the snow that usually appears on this website during the festive season. This season there was no snow and without snow there is no Marine Corps. Snow is the entire reason the Marine Corps exists. Snow plays its games and we play ours.
You are probably afraid, thinking that I have such an "extreme" attitude about snow and that I need to be more "sensitive" to other people's feelings. Well let me tell you something you pole-smoking pansies! I don't give two cents what you or anybody else thinks! Do you maggots understand me?? Now get the hell off my thread before I go crazy and shove my boot so far up your ass that you choke to death on my shoelaces!!!!"

Goodnight Ladies.

[Sully]

Good grief No snow here yet, rather dissappointing really. What d'ya think H?

Ahoy there - does that get me off 9's for the weekend?

[xcj]

Its started snowing here just now.... GET IN!