What are you getting for Christmas??

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Wed 13 Dec, 2006 2:20 pm

Mrs Goldie is getting me a spanking new sat nav at long last even though she gives me a slagging as all i will use it for is to nip to the shops or the pub and back and it's not as if im a salesman going all over the country blah blah blah! She will be getting among other things some hair straightners but not your standard ones oh no, her's are costing me a bloody fortune but when i point out the fact that she doesn't work in a Salon etc etc i get the stare of death lol

Okay so what are you lot getting then?

jE^_^ · Post by **jE^_^** » Wed 13 Dec, 2006 3:56 pm

dont start with straightners!! my sister gets new ones each week, 'but these steel plates heat up twice as fast and last longer'... and my girl has wireless straightners ha!

Not sure what im getting for xmas as yet, as you get older (18

) its alot more suprises or plain money....

I found a great way for a teenager to shop.. and pull it off! use play.com buy everyone DVD's... thats what im doing! hehe

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Wed 13 Dec, 2006 4:07 pm

The one's she is getting are GHD and cost me about £80, they also heat up in seconds and get so hot that they can pierce the armour on a Challenger at 10m.....................

grope2 · Post by **grope2** » Wed 13 Dec, 2006 4:30 pm

i know two guys that use straightners and theirs cost £120

I'm not really a christams person, people dont seem to enjoy it anymore and christmas is basically a masive commercial for shops, it's just expensive and people usually work or get bored during the period, so i think i'll find me a hole till the wind blows over.
PAR HUMBUG!
(i still buy,give and receive presents)

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Wed 13 Dec, 2006 5:52 pm

Grope i dread to think what circle of friends you have if your mates use them!!! unless of course they are members of the Dutch Army

grope2 · Post by **grope2** » Wed 13 Dec, 2006 6:33 pm

They aren't my friends, there in the same class...honestly, i'm not that sad mate

The dutch army...well i know where your coming from but at least there better than those Americans my dad taught last year.

got1 · Post by **got1** » Wed 13 Dec, 2006 6:39 pm

It looks as though I'm going to get what I wanted 6 months ago, but I don't want it now.
Never again will I say "we need more water for the salmon". I am now within 9ins of being flooded

There is not a lot I can do about it , I am prepared dib dib dib,
"Utrinque Paratus".
I will just have to put floats on the wifes wheelchair.

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Wed 13 Dec, 2006 6:41 pm

grope2 wrote:They aren't my friends, there in the same class...honestly, i'm not that sad mate The dutch army...well i know where your coming from but at least there better than those Americans my dad taught last year.

Grope you have obviously never worked with the Dutch Army

goldie ex rmp · Post by **goldie ex rmp** » Wed 13 Dec, 2006 6:42 pm

got1 wrote:It looks as though I'm going to get what I wanted 6 months ago, but I don't want it now.
Never again will I say "we need more water for the salmon". I am now within 9ins of being flooded
There is not a lot I can do about it , I am prepared dib dib dib,
"Utrinque Paratus".
I will just have to put floats on the wifes wheelchair.

Same here in sunny Evesham mate, the River is well up and the locals are flapping more than the ducks!

BigStevie · Post by **BigStevie** » Wed 13 Dec, 2006 10:10 pm

It s raining over here - but then it rains for 90% of the year, as some of you may recall.

Flooding doesn't become a problem often, the water is re-routed to the mainland....oh....sorry....

Presents? This late in the month and i don't have a effing clue what to get the wife, got to think fast to avoid permanent damage. Or worse still, three days of silence.

Mr_Kiwi · Post by **Mr_Kiwi** » Thu 14 Dec, 2006 8:01 am

well my parents are paying for my passports (NZ and British) so I can get my ass over there and start the whole joining process and focus more on training. The girlfriend is getting me a couple of books and my sister is getting my another book... Yup... so I just get 5 books (including passports).... exciting!!

BigStevie · Post by **BigStevie** » Thu 14 Dec, 2006 9:19 am

You can never have enough books......they are useful, like socks - if things really bad you can stuff the pages inside your clothing to keep warm....what? Who's being negative?

got1 · Post by **got1** » Thu 14 Dec, 2006 12:25 pm

[quote] It looks as though I'm going to get what I wanted 6 months ago, but I don't want it now.
Never again will I say "we need more water for the salmon". I am now within 9ins of being flooded

There is not a lot I can do about it , I am prepared dib dib dib,
"Utrinque Paratus".
I will just have to put floats on the wifes wheelchair.

[/quote]

Now blowing emergency tanks to keep us afloat. Will now get everything off the floor, so wil be off line for awhile.
Looking at the news there is always someone worse off

ariadne241 · Post by **ariadne241** » Thu 14 Dec, 2006 5:07 pm

A pink i-pod nano!!!

I always knew there was a reason for waiting four months to see him again. Thank you Mr.Blair, money well spent I can assure you

Vx x x

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Thu 14 Dec, 2006 6:15 pm

I once got some BLUE STRATOS aftershave lotion for Crimbo.

Poured it all into a mega hot bath after a day working the lobster pots at Padstow. Climbed in...............Kinnell! Me knackers n ringpiece were still stinging a day later!!!!!!

Artist

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