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Here's one for you all. :D

When your dishwasher has been farked for six months or more and you think it's going to cost £300 plus to get the bastard thing fixed or replaced .... get a trained electrician in to PLUG THE 'KIN THING BACK IN!

Works a treat. :drinking:

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flighty wrote:Here's one for you all. :D

When your dishwasher has been farked for six months or more and you think it's going to cost £300 plus to get the bastard thing fixed or replaced .... get a trained electrician in to PLUG THE 'KIN THING BACK IN!

Works a treat. :drinking:

Jayne x
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I have a cordless dishwasher....................the wife , bless her. :kissing:
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Tam527 wrote:I have a cordless dishwasher....................the wife , bless her. :kissing:
Tam. You deserve a medal for saying that mate. Hows her uppercut?

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You are either a very brave man or a very stupid one!!!!! :wink:

I havent got that problem i had kids.
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You'll be minus 'working parts' if she reads this, Tam....
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Post by flo »

Good call, I think you should get her to register on the forum we could do with a few more of the pink variety.
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Tam527 wrote:I have a cordless dishwasher....................the wife , bless her. :kissing:
Brills! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I used to have one but she reached her best before date soon after the induction ceremony and she was allergic to happiness :o
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:( Mine is just allergic to the salt water that has to be put in a dishwasher.

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SS

Dont you realise us ladies have ways and means of finding everything out........................now where's that phone book :wink:
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To speak to her you will have to be Dr Dolittle as she only communicates in Wildebeest as she is one! :)

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I can drink with one hand too!!! :wink:
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