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flighty
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by flighty » Tue 12 Sep, 2006 8:54 pm
Here's one for you all.
When your dishwasher has been farked for six months or more and you think it's going to cost £300 plus to get the bastard thing fixed or replaced .... get a trained electrician in to
PLUG THE 'KIN THING BACK IN!
Works a treat.
Jayne x
Wee Willy Winkie
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by Wee Willy Winkie » Tue 12 Sep, 2006 9:18 pm
flighty wrote: Here's one for you all.
When your dishwasher has been farked for six months or more and you think it's going to cost £300 plus to get the bastard thing fixed or replaced .... get a trained electrician in to
PLUG THE 'KIN THING BACK IN!
Works a treat.
Jayne x
alls well that ends well and all that
"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time"
Tam527
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by Tam527 » Tue 12 Sep, 2006 9:24 pm
I have a cordless dishwasher....................the wife , bless her.
'Oi', 'You'!... 'Yes You'! Straighten that fu??ing arm or I'll rip it off and beat you round the head with the soggy end!!
Artist
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by Artist » Wed 13 Sep, 2006 10:40 am
Tam527 wrote: I have a cordless dishwasher....................the wife , bless her.
Tam. You deserve a medal for saying that mate. Hows her uppercut?
Artist
flo
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by flo » Mon 18 Sep, 2006 1:12 pm
You are either a very brave man or a very stupid one!!!!!
I havent got that problem i had kids.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!!
BigStevie
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by BigStevie » Mon 18 Sep, 2006 6:07 pm
You'll be minus 'working parts' if she reads this, Tam....
flo
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by flo » Mon 18 Sep, 2006 6:32 pm
Good call, I think you should get her to register on the forum we could do with a few more of the pink variety.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!!
Doc
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by Doc » Mon 18 Sep, 2006 6:54 pm
sittingstress
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by sittingstress » Tue 19 Sep, 2006 9:07 am
Mine is just allergic to the salt water that has to be put in a dishwasher.
Regards
ss
PS I am safe as I am away from home
Per Ardua
flo
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by flo » Tue 19 Sep, 2006 10:12 am
SS
Dont you realise us ladies have ways and means of finding everything out........................now where's that phone book
Friendship is like peeing in your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!!
sittingstress
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by sittingstress » Tue 19 Sep, 2006 10:38 am
To speak to her you will have to be Dr Dolittle as she only communicates in Wildebeest as she is one!
Regards
ss
Per Ardua
flo
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by flo » Tue 19 Sep, 2006 11:49 am
I can drink with one hand too!!!
Friendship is like peeing in your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!!