Adopted Doggy

[flighty]

L'Artiste and moi are hoping to adopt a doggy. She is currently resident on C Block of Stoke on Trents Dogs' home.

She is a tiny ickle Jack Russell cross and is absolutlely adorable.

Himself will post a pic asap because I am a Luddite.

We haven't got a clue what to call her so any suggestions would be welcome.

Jayne xx

[JoJo82]

Aww bless! Good luck and I am sure she is heading for a great home. I had a doggy for a while out here, his owner went into a care home and I had him for a while, called him Arty.



How about calling her Jackie?

Madison

D4 - I know, bad joke!

Marie

I dunno, crap with names!

[Frank S.]

Too bad it's a she... I'd have recommended calling the dog Manuel Antonio Noriega Maximo Lider Del Pueblo. He was a dog, too.

But then I've always named my pets after dictators...
So how about Mellie, after Imelda Marcos?
:lilangel:

[JoJo82]

Lyza

Lizzie

ellie

Shannon

Jennie

harry

[harry hackedoff]

Style

Doggy, geddit

[Shoulderholster]

Thought it was a new position,imagine my dissapointment etc etc.
How about calling him Dunlop,yeah I know Steve,you kill one dog and your branded for life!.
Or Clit after the mutt of 42 fame.
Nice to see you back both of you.
Take it easy
SH

[Artist]

Bloody dogs gone ain't it then! Flightys been up to have another gander at it only to find some SWINEs had it away!!!!

They had a Rhodsian Ridgback in one cage. By heck! As you got nearer to it the louder it growled. Poor Owd Flightys face was a right picture when she heard it.

As it was I wanted to call the Doggie Fletch or Oie!

Artist

[myss]

Call it 'Yougit' or 'Tossa' - imagine the amount of fun calling out her name in the street, park, etc

Lovely dog though, I do like Jacks

[flighty]

Hey ho, doggy's gone. My fault for shilly-shallying. Christ, I'm turning into my mother.

Anyways, we's off t'dogs' home again Friday. :multi:

Watch this space!

Jayne x

[Kiwi1988]

Those doggies were so cute! Can't say that too loud, mine will get all jealous.

[Artist]

As poor Flighty was so disdraught at finding out that the Ickle Doggie she wanted had been Reserved I decided to get her another one without her knowing. Well I'm that kind of guy you see, all Heart.
















Here he is.











He cost Sixty five quid to adopt. They were going to charge me another fifty five quid to remove his Knackers but I assured them that I could do it myself. He yelped a bit but the Owd Wilkie Knife had them off and on the Deck in just under three seconds flat.

I did suggest that we call him Peebles in memory of an unfortunate Yorkshire Terrier I killed entirely by accident a couple of years ago when I reversed over it with the Artmobile but she don't like the name. Shame really but there you go hey? She knows best. Well thats what she said anyway and who am I to argue with a School Teacher with a tendancy to overeact with extreme violence when she don't get her own way (I likes me nadgers).

Artist

[harry hackedoff]

You`ve had it when er sees this
Braver man than I am, Gunga Din

Anyways, we's off t'dogs' home again Friday

She`s going to swap you for a lap dog mate
Give `er a squeeze for me will yer

[flighty]

Wrong, Aitch. I's doing a part ex on him for a thoroughbred Eyetalian footballer.

Jayney x

[harry hackedoff]

Only in your wettest dreams, moi luvver
"Socialism is dead", discuss. By this Friday Jayne, iffen you don`t mind.
Else you won`t be going ashore this weekend, moi bewdy

See Artist, dead easy. All she needs is a spot of discipline,mate

[flighty]

"Socialism is dead", discuss. By this Friday Jayne, iffen you don`t mind.

'Socialism is Dead,' discuss.

No it isn't.

Yes it is.

Worth a 2:1, dontcha fink?

Jayney xx