Unfortunate names

[Scottish Thistle]

Just come across this one:

Council Vacancy Filled
18/07/06
The casual vacancy on the Town Council has been filled by Mrs Vicky Ruff-Cock. Councillor Lewis will represent the Central ward. Councillor Ruff-Cock works for the Montgomeryshire Family Crisis Centre and has great interest in the town and its history. She is a member of the Monty Club and on the committee of the Friends of Penygloddfa School.


http://www.newtown.org.uk/news.php



Any others?

[harry hackedoff]

What about that Kiwi geezer?
Mike Itchyanus

Artist, is he a mate of yor`n

And how`s the new arrival Thistle? Is soft lad behaving himself? How`s wee Cammy liking having two infants around?( New Babby and Skiff)

Big hugs to you lot, hope all`s well

[Scottish Thistle]

Aye, all's good here, Harry. 10 weeks old and sleeping 12 hours through the night so can't complain. Skiff swears he's not putting Pussers in his bedtime bottle

Cameron is loving being a big brother although he's starting school in a couple of weeks so that's exciting him more than Max at the mo!

Obviously I can't not show you some piccies.

The heifer:





Cam:

[Mike]

Wow Heather... You'll never be able to blame the Milkman for that wee ladie... He's the image of his Dad.!! Remember that the camera never lies....

Aye
Mike

[harry hackedoff]

Kinnel, O`Rourke
Are you saying Prince Ted is the Father

Loverly phots there H,
Nice to see Club Swingers can get summat right for a change
Big hugs to you lot Enjoy yerselves

[Tab]

In training there was a lad called Roger Soul and my did the sergeants ask him to shout out his initials then name and number every few minutes

[Tab]

Now there was the Met Police Chief who was called Condom now there is name the ladies could play with

[sneaky beaky]

Wasn't Condom the one who preferred men? I don't think he would like the ladies to play with him!!
Sneaky

[myss]

Now there was the Met Police Chief who was called Condom now there is name the ladies could play with

Isn't the lady chief constable/inspector 'responsible' on the Stockwell shooting surname's 'Dick'. But I definetly know of a male officer with the surname 'Hadcock'.

[Prm]

Teacher in my former school was called Mrs Bulcock.

[Prm]

Come to think of it, I also had a 'colleague' in school by the names of Richard Ramsbottom, Im sure you can all put 2 and 2 together

Liam.

[got1]

Used to be a bloke in 1 Para called Dropinski.
Also a bloke who as a recruit had trouble booking out at the guardroom,
"What's you name soldier".
"Private Sargeant Corporal".
"Make up your f*cking mind soldier" was the reply.
And the bloke who joined the artillery, because of his name he was immediately made up to lance bombadier. His name was Rhea, and they couln't call him Gunner Rhea

[Artist]

There was a Antique dealer called Robin Bas'tard in Guz.

I also knew a bloke called Mike Hunt. He'em were a Major and were non to happy to hear his name being called over the tannoy system on a DFDS ferry one year whilst we returned to Blighty by a slighty breathless norge bint with a slight speech impediment. Could the ships purser report to Mike Hunt ASAP.

Then there was Lt Gash RM. He got a sad on when some Matelot piped for him once on the Hermes. "Lt Gash report to the wardroom" He bollocked Jolly Jack for not spelling his name correctly and told the matleot that is was spelt Ga'she not Gash.

Pipe a few hours later. Same Matelot, Do you hear there, GA'SHE will be ditched portside in ten minutes.

Artist

[Alfa]

I remember seeing a RM Officer on the TV when they first went to Afghanistan just after the fall of the Taliban and his surname was Coward, bet he's heard a few jokes about that!!

Also an officer from the Paras durning WWII called Pine-Coffin

[harry hackedoff]

just after the fall of the Taliban

Pardon
Has anyone told the Taleban about this

Er, p`raps best not to