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Am I the only one who thinks James Blunt is shite?
He can`t write a song, doen`t understand melody or tune, can`t sing and has the personality of white dog shit.
Oh and he can`t sing either.

Total W4nker he is.
Did I say he can`t sing?

Bet Doc likes him.
And HN
And AS

Is he the really depressing ex-army captain that always makes you feel shite when he comes on the radio in the morning.

I quite like him, Wisemen(you know , the ones that own the semi by the Sea) and so long jimmy are quite good

My fav is Goodbye my lover, dedicated to Harry

Who?
One-Liner,Oh I really can't be bothered.
Have to go polish summat

heyyyyy Eff bee Eye!!!!!!!!!

Cufflink one this is cufflink two radio check over..............

Three wise men go down the chippy by the sea, what`s that all about, `ksake

Nickosex, what depresses me, is people actually buy this shite

Didn`t know you thought of me that way Shadders

On second thoughts I did really and that is deffo not my soap

Cufflink two...This is Cufflink one..
Are you recieving me?....Over.
Condition Red..Repeat Condition RED.
You should Foxtrot Oscar ASAP.
And take the horse you rode in on


Molder.

Saw A lovely great pile of the white stuff today,H, and it had more personality than the guy you are on about, so please stop knocking white dog shit.

Wholley, shouldn't that read Mulder.?


Owdun.

owdun wrote:
Wholley, shouldn't that read Mulder.?

Maybe.
But at this time I cannot confirm that.
Or deny that an Agent Mulder or Molder may or may not exist.

Schhh...You Ain't seen me right

Who was it made that TV commercial for Schweppes back er...sometime ago?

Am I the only one who can't stand pizza?

Jayne x

PS Quite like James Blunt whilst driving to work ...... 38 miles up the M6 with the mother of all hangovers.

Jayney xx

I like him, I really do.

We're breaking down some barriers here, people. I mean, when you're talking rare vocal talent, and some of the most mind-blowing compositional skills you've ever seen - this guy is just top notch, I can't sing his praises enough.

One example: his lyrics. Take You're Beautiful one of the gems of modern popular music. Anyone who wanted to really sell out would have written some ironic, possibly multi-layered lyrics to go with this deliberately ultra-simplistic tune (cleverly lifted from past masters Dido, and of course let's not forget Natalie Imbruglia), but no. Blunt Says "You're beautiful". Not to be outdone, again he says "You're beautiful", and you think, could he do it a third time? No, he wouldn't dare. But he does! Blunt is a man who dares. "You're beautiful," he repeats, and then adds "It's true", just to hammer the point solidly home.

I mean, you can't argue with that kind of depth, that sheer brilliance, that sharpness. What a talent.

Ive changed my mind, hes farking shite!

Sarastro wrote:I like him, I really do.

We're breaking down some barriers here, people. I mean, when you're talking rare vocal talent, and some of the most mind-blowing compositional skills you've ever seen - this guy is just top notch, I can't sing his praises enough.

One example: his lyrics. Take You're Beautiful one of the gems of modern popular music. Anyone who wanted to really sell out would have written some ironic, possibly multi-layered lyrics to go with this deliberately ultra-simplistic tune (cleverly lifted from past masters Dido, and of course let's not forget Natalie Imbruglia), but no. Blunt Says "You're beautiful". Not to be outdone, again he says "You're beautiful", and you think, could he do it a third time? No, he wouldn't dare. But he does! Blunt is a man who dares. "You're beautiful," he repeats, and then adds "It's true", just to hammer the point solidly home.

I mean, you can't argue with that kind of depth, that sheer brilliance, that sharpness. What a talent.

LOL
Forget lowest form of wit, more like highest form of humour!

Myss prepares for incoming when she says:

You're all bloody jealous

myss wrote:Myss prepares for incoming when she says:

You're all bloody jealous

Pfffttt, I've heard cats walking across keyboards who write better music than the man and I mumble better lyrics in my sleep.

Actually been at muso parties where people speed write better-than-Blunt verses as a drinking game, and they always suceed. Even once they're comatose.