What a gay day 2

[tafmad]

Here we go...dearies...

By TOM NEWTON-DUNN
Defence Editor

GAY-FEARING sailors could be encouraged to act like homosexuals in bizarre drama sessions, it emerged last night



http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006120654,00.html



What about mincing lessons? We need mincing lessons and how to make floral tie backs for the curtains

[Worthers Original]

I wonder how much it'll cost 'em? Maybe they'll do a re-enactment of Bareback Mountain.........the musical.

Addressing prejudice in the Forces is a serious issue but this seems like a silly idea.

[OMSSMretd]

Seems like Julian will get his way after all.

Does this bloke not realise that they are going to alienate straight lads who will now have second thoughts about joining up. I used to call it MY Navy as in this mans navy. Not any more. I'm off to nurse my hetrosexual pride.

[JoJo82]

Does this mean RN ships will be painted pink instead of pusser’s grey?

Yippeeeeee

[Worthers Original]

Does this mean RN ships will be painted pink instead of pusser’s grey?

Yippeeeeee

Only if they're desert bound.

[tafmad]

It's all very odd, I was going to say queer but I thought I had better not, are these gender friendly orientation lessons going to be a naval thing only? If so what about the Army and RAF, are they being discriminated agianst, the Army and Air Force can mince with the best of you ok? Keeping the mincing classes just to yourselves is well out of order and smacks of favoritism because you are the senior service. Mincing is a Tri Service sport and just because one service is better than another at it is not an excuse.

Yours sincerely Miffed of Birmingham

[Sticky Blue]

Why would I need mincing lessons?

I thought I was quite good at it. I'll have to practice more...

"Changing Gender on the march... BE... GIN!"

Whoops a daisy, whoops a daisy, skip skip mince

[SO19]

Appalling, thats all have to say about it.

[flighty]

Must be true if it was in the Sun. As was 'My dead grandmother was impregnated by an alien and gave birth posthumously to green-skinned quintuplets.'

Fark's sake.

Jayne

[tafmad]

Must be true if it was in the Sun. As was 'My dead grandmother was impregnated by an alien and gave birth posthumously to green-skinned quintuplets.'

Fark's sake.

Jayne

Ok Jayne.. just for you then...

http://www.modoracle.com/news/detail.h2 ... 866108A451

My regards to your grandmother.

[Tab]

Poor old Jayne, I always wondered what afflicted you and now you have told us, gee to think that you are not of this world, but from some heavenly body. [ Have I managed to wriggle out of this okay ????]

[flighty]

Tab, mate, you can wriggle away with me any old time!

Blimey, is that the time?

Jayne xx

[flighty]

Must be true if it was in the Sun. As was 'My dead grandmother was impregnated by an alien and gave birth posthumously to green-skinned quintuplets.'

Fark's sake.

Jayne

Ok Jayne.. just for you then...

http://www.modoracle.com/news/detail.h2 ... 866108A451

My regards to your grandmother.

You would need a Ouija board to pass on regards to my Gran. She's been dead for donkeys years. Read the link, however, and good on the establishment for making a stand.

Jayne.

[Hostage_Negotiator]

'My dead grandmother was impregnated by an alien and gave birth posthumously to green-skinned quintuplets.'


Jayne

Dear Auntie Jayne'
All becomes clear now! and here was me believing that it was because of all the time spent with Steve and Stu!


When's your lad dropping in on me? Drop me a PM... unless of course you don't love me anymore in which case I guess I'll just sulk.....
Love H_N

[flighty]

Course I still luvs ya!

The lad wil be in the queue for processing after Easter. He thinksl

Told him to wear his silver thong and make up so's you can recognise him.

Jayne xx