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Posted: Sun 13 Jan, 2002 1:14 pm
by Jim T
Chaps
I'm interested in hearing outrageous trapping/pick-up lines and stories. I'm sure that there will be no shortage of takers on this thread!!!!.
Jim T
Posted: Thu 17 Jan, 2002 7:37 pm
by campbell
How old are you? 21 eh? That's one of my favourite numbers. Credit it to former warrant officer Rob C, currently in Blackpool. That man could trap in an empty convent.
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Posted: Thu 17 Jan, 2002 7:53 pm
by Yorkie Malone
The only thing I can trap are my fingers in the door.
Or as I was told in The Minerva Plymouth "Yorkie you're too smooth to trap!"
Posted: Thu 17 Jan, 2002 8:36 pm
by Jim T
Or as I was normally told "Sod off Royal!"
Jim T
Posted: Thu 17 Jan, 2002 9:18 pm
by Leigh Dowell
Being a plumbs rating my phrase is " If I fell into a bucket of tits, I'd come out sucking my thumb"
Posted: Mon 21 Jan, 2002 6:45 pm
by ratso
Posted: Mon 21 Jan, 2002 6:48 pm
by ratso
See what you've done jim we have all forgotten how we did it caused a blank space, either that or we dare not let the missus read over our sholders because we were so sweet when we asked her out...lol
Always remember Perkins who would just ask do you f. leave the rest up to U
Posted: Mon 21 Jan, 2002 8:34 pm
by Jim T
Ratso
I think that you have hit the nail on the head re the misses reading over the shoulder!. However I have had quite a few e-mailed direct. The only thing missing was the 'plain brown envelope'!
Jim T
Posted: Mon 21 Jan, 2002 8:51 pm
by Jim T
This is a 'blind transmission' to Bob Harvey. Bob I have received your 2 last e-mails re 'trapping lines' but for some reason can not e-mail you back on the address you have given.
Cheers mate
Jim T
Posted: Mon 21 Jan, 2002 10:08 pm
by Yorkie Malone
If Bob can sent secret emails then he must have a special few words that meens he pulls every time.
Come on Bob "Do Tell"
Posted: Mon 21 Jan, 2002 11:07 pm
by ratso
If you had bobs e-mail that would be the same as him having trapped... wouldn't it?
Do you like your eggs scrambled or boiled in the morning
Posted: Tue 22 Jan, 2002 12:32 am
by campbell
Whenever i asked "how do like your eggs?" the reply was usually "unfertilised, now piss off royal". jennies, dontcha just love 'em.
Posted: Thu 24 Jan, 2002 8:01 pm
by Bob Harvey
On 2002-01-21 20:51, Jim T wrote:
This is a 'blind transmission' to Bob Harvey. Bob I have received your 2 last e-mails re 'trapping lines' but for some reason can not e-mail you back on the address you have given.
Cheers mate
Jim T
I'm trying again BH
Posted: Thu 24 Jan, 2002 8:03 pm
by Bob Harvey
Hello Jim can you e mail me again please
I'll come alongside one of these days!
Posted: Fri 25 Jan, 2002 1:27 am
by MAUREENCORBETT
Successful pick-up lines.
"I'm going to marry you within six months" - response "Piss Off Royal, you're so smooth you're slimey"
We married in 5.
M Corbett