Trapping lines

[Jim T]

Chaps

I'm interested in hearing outrageous trapping/pick-up lines and stories. I'm sure that there will be no shortage of takers on this thread!!!!.

Jim T

[campbell]

How old are you? 21 eh? That's one of my favourite numbers. Credit it to former warrant officer Rob C, currently in Blackpool. That man could trap in an empty convent.

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[Yorkie Malone]

The only thing I can trap are my fingers in the door.

Or as I was told in The Minerva Plymouth "Yorkie you're too smooth to trap!"

[Jim T]

Or as I was normally told "Sod off Royal!"

Jim T

[Leigh Dowell]

Being a plumbs rating my phrase is " If I fell into a bucket of tits, I'd come out sucking my thumb"

[ratso]

[ratso]

See what you've done jim we have all forgotten how we did it caused a blank space, either that or we dare not let the missus read over our sholders because we were so sweet when we asked her out...lol

Always remember Perkins who would just ask do you f. leave the rest up to U

[Jim T]

Ratso

I think that you have hit the nail on the head re the misses reading over the shoulder!. However I have had quite a few e-mailed direct. The only thing missing was the 'plain brown envelope'!

Jim T

[Jim T]

This is a 'blind transmission' to Bob Harvey. Bob I have received your 2 last e-mails re 'trapping lines' but for some reason can not e-mail you back on the address you have given.

Cheers mate

Jim T

[Yorkie Malone]

If Bob can sent secret emails then he must have a special few words that meens he pulls every time.

Come on Bob "Do Tell"

[ratso]

If you had bobs e-mail that would be the same as him having trapped... wouldn't it?

Do you like your eggs scrambled or boiled in the morning

[campbell]

Whenever i asked "how do like your eggs?" the reply was usually "unfertilised, now piss off royal". jennies, dontcha just love 'em.

[Bob Harvey]

On 2002-01-21 20:51, Jim T wrote:
This is a 'blind transmission' to Bob Harvey. Bob I have received your 2 last e-mails re 'trapping lines' but for some reason can not e-mail you back on the address you have given.

Cheers mate

Jim T

I'm trying again BH

[Bob Harvey]

Hello Jim can you e mail me again please
I'll come alongside one of these days!

[MAUREENCORBETT]

Successful pick-up lines.

"I'm going to marry you within six months" - response "Piss Off Royal, you're so smooth you're slimey"

We married in 5.
M Corbett