Ellen and B&Q

[El Prez]

Get on the keyboard and send this lass your best wishes.
She is an inspiration to many. A teeny bundle of guts and courage.

http://www.teamellen.com/ellen.asp?artid=100

[Wholley]

Sent an E-Mail,
No response yet.
Type 42 Destroyer HMS Gloucester had contact with Ellen off the F.I.
HMS Endurance has had the most recent contact with her.
Source.Navy News www.navynews.co.uk
Godspeed to her and safe home.
Wholley.

[flo]

And who was it that said females couldnt be sailors......

An inspiration to females worldwide.

[harry hackedoff]

Stange you should post this, Elvis. We`s just had the Dead Ringers episode where she hires the guy who does her voice-overs as crew.Priceless Especially when she screams at him "Stop Farkin Commentating"

Larf? I almost emptied the dishwasher

[harry hackedoff]

Date: 27/01/2005 16:17:58
Subject: Well Done Mate
Well done mate, you look much more attractive on dead ringers! Harry Hackedoff [complain about this message]

How long do you think team ellen will leave that msg?

[harry hackedoff]

http://www.teamellen.com/ellen.asp?artid=1709
Scroll down till you hit 27/01/05 16:17:58

[El Prez]

The funniest skit is when she boards the bus for the company PU. She's the only one on it.

The girl has more balls than us lot put together. I hope she survives to enjoy the fruits of her labours.

H, you take the piss any more and your bell will be rung by so many Pizza deliveries.........................

[harry hackedoff]

Who`s got a hotty for the totty in the yachty

your bell will be rung by so many Pizza deliveries.........................

Like that would ever happen
YOU`LL HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE FARKING PHONE FIRST, ELVIS

[harry hackedoff]

http://www.teamellen.com/ellen.asp?artid=6582
Date 28/01/2005 17:54:43
Subject:Seasickness
Ellen, do you ever get seasick, or just sick of the sound of your own voice? Have you ever tried giving your arse a chance?

Incommmminnnnggg

[harry hackedoff]

Relax Rob
Even I wouldn`t be so crass.........

Take it easy big boy

[El Prez]

3 Days and 10 hours in front of Joyene.
Pity she's about to hit a high pressure system. She sounds absolutely kernackered.

The really unusual aspect of all this is that the French have taken her to heart, and will overwhelm her when she beats their bloke.

[Artist]

If shes broken the record how come she came second???

Artist

[Rotary Booty]

Artist

How could she come 'second' when she was the only one going for the record. Please return to planet earth!

Sometimes I wonder about you Sigs guys!

Derek

[Artist]

Sorry!

I thought she was in a race! The today programme kept saying she was catching up with the leader!?!

To be truthful when I first saw this thread I thought It was all about some bint called Helen who was having a Bar-B-Q in Truro! I have since found me Glasses.

SOD IT! I'll get me coat.

Artist

[got1]

I couldn't believe some of the adverse comments I heard on the tele this morning about her achievement. The one that upset me most came from that fat cow Vanessa Phelps. What the hell does she know, she probably gets a taxi to cross the road.
Hears to Ellen [ and anybody else that gets anything over the French]