Happy Birthday

[Guest]

I would just like to wish Steve (AKA Artist) a very happy 50th Birthday for tomorrow, January 1st, i realy hope the hangover is worth it Steve, its a shame the Hydes got turned into Beer Lollies



with a cake that size Steve they`ll need more than one fire engine

[Mike]

Stevie Babe..... Most Special Felicitations to your good self on the forth coming festivities. Barbara and I hope that the day will pass in a total state of paralysis and oblivion, also that the Indomitable smile etched on your face will remain till the end of time, or at least untill the 2nd.
Aye
Mike

[John_D]

Happy Birthday Steve, Have a great night,
Bugger it there's nothing to do tomorrow.

MAKE IT A WEEKEND PARTY






Aye

John_D

[Wholley]

Many happy returns Steve.
Yer catching me up mate.I stopped counting already.

Paul.

[Humphs]

Many Happy returns, they say that the first FIFTY is the hardest , the next 50 you have to use Viagra.
Have a good one and a drink

[Dave.Mil]

gone

[John_D]

Steve I forgot to mention, its about this stage
you have to watch for the extra hair growth
" Nose" Ears" Then starts the water work's
"OH GOD the water work's" then you start forgetting
where you leave thing's. the list is endless.

Steve take care,

Aye

John_D

[Artist]

I'm touched but you all know that anyway.

As it happens had a quite quiet midnight as better half was feeling a Tad poorly so's I went into my "Nurse her till she drops mode". She is much better now and I have just made her some tea and toast. Sniveller or what?

I have been informed that my presence is required down in a certain Hostelry for tea 'n' cakes at 1200hrs with friends. Best the tea gets binned ASAP! A little birdie told me that it took them YONKS to get all the candles to fit on the Fairy Cake they splashed out on just for little me!

Will let you all know if a naked Lady leaps out of the cake.

Once again cheers Oppos. It is a Mucho Flattered Artist sat here reading what "Real Friends" from all over the world have had to say.

Artiste AKA Steve

[Rover]

Happy Birthday Steve.

Good luck with the birthday cake, I have heard that Trev may be in charge of the naked lady part.

Have a good one.


Rover

[Artist]

Rover

I have heard tell that Trev is coming down with an Air Hose. One little mistake and I now have to watch me rear and listen out for a Hissing Sound!

Angie got me up out of bed yesterday 1015hrs (first time in weeks when I have been able to lie in) it was to give me a Birthday Card. She laughed her head off at the sight of the Artist in his nice new Dressing Gown wearing Pink Slippers with ickle Pom Poms on the toes. It was darkish and they were the nearest slippers to foot!

Artist

[Guest]

She laughed her head off at the sight of the Artist in his nice new Dressing Gown wearing Pink Slippers with ickle Pom Poms on the toes. It was darkish and they were the nearest slippers to foot!

Artist

i always knew you were a kinky sod steve............pink slippers indeed, you`ll be telling us next they were the better halfs have a good one, i know you will x 50

[Artist]

Trev

Me new slippers flash in the dark Oppo!

As to John D's reference concerning hair in lugholes and nose.........Mk2 has bought me "Total Grooming Kit" hair clippers with an attachment for nose and ear trimming!

Well it's an improvement on the rubber ring she bought me for my Little Problem.

Cheeky little bleeder belled me at 0005hrs to inform me she was rat ars*d and having a whale of a time. Yep! thats my daughter alright.

Wife calls from her death bed "Who was it Love?"

"Just a drunken Git darling!" I replied. It dragged itself in about half an hour ago, gave me me pressie, breathed a load of beer/gawd knows what fumes at me and is now dying in her Pit. Have promised the wife that I will not take her up a plate of greasy bacon and congealed eggs.

Anyway offt to me "Surprise" Party. See you as and when.

Artist

[Frank S.]

Whishing yous a very happy birthday from both of us here.
May this year be dryer than the last and four legged critters stop checking your tyres' thread!




Julie & Frank

[Wholley]

Whishing yous a very happy birthday from both of us here.
May this year be dryer than the last and four legged critters stop checking your tyres' thread!

Shomeone's been on the pish'avent they then!TYRES?Surely you meant"Tires"
Smug,sober bugger.

[Artist]

At this time............As a Kin Newt!!! 2110hrs

Such is life and such if living that really I could not give a Flyin F*ck what I do on this day. And have never, ever, fell in a canal this year!!!!! (just give me time!)

Yee Haa have a nice day you allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.....sorry fell asleep there!

Artist