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Bah he is scared of you mate. Sure he hasnt been on here? damn i was looking forward to hearing about that he has ruined my day!

The Rotten little sod didnt turn up on Sunday!

Had to make do with the Son in Law and the Mk2's Partner. Just isnt the same really. Been there and got the T Shirt.

Anyway it saved on the Pussers Rum I suppose.

Artist

No! So disappointed

The thought of the next update was the only thing that got me through the worst morning ever and that was before I even got to work!

The son of a...... Keep us updated Mr Artist

Please find this picture of our 9 year old cat Tiger. His attempt at camming out when the better half was away for 4 days whilst original and very clever considering the lack of an Opposable Thumb still leaves a lot to be desired.



Scott intends (so he says) to come round tonight with the MK3 and nip out with yours truely for a chat.............Hmmmmmmmmm.

Watch and shoot say I.

Artist

Artist wrote:Please find this picture of our 9 year old cat Tiger. His attempt at camming out when the better half was away for 4 days whilst original and very clever considering the lack of an Opposable Thumb still leaves a lot to be desired.



Scott intends (so he says) to come round tonight with the MK3 and nip out with yours truely for a chat.............Hmmmmmmmmm.

Watch and shoot say I.

Artist

Sounds good

Scott has once more shot through.

Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Today. Negative Scott!

He's not making any friends with this "Avoid the MK3's Daddy at all costs" attitude I can tell you! I even cooked some scran for him today. (Singapore Fried Rice it was!)

MK3 belled about 5 O'clock to say sorry but Scotts got to work. My Ar*e! Bloody coward so he is.

I even had me favorite T shirt on. DAD, THE IMPALER! tastefully done for Daddy by the MK2 a few months ago. Dropped a subtle hint to the MK3 that I have bought a ruck of CD's all ready for the new Car Stereo player.

She says they will come round to the market Saturday about 1600hrs so's we can go and have a Drinky Poos and a chat. Me Radar is on FULL SCAN as the wife knows something but isn't gonna spill the Beans until the MK3 and Scott had spoken to me. Best I'm not a Grandad Again. Because if I am he's in deep DOO DOO!

Now, just where did I put me Trident, Horns and me Crimson Cape?

Artist

Forget reading this, are you selling tickets for the finale??

Hunt him down

The guy across from me thinks I am very odd as whenever I read the Artists posts I laugh my lals off, sir you are brightening my days!!!

More please. I fear for Scotts life!!

Mitty

Artist wrote:She says they will come round to the market Saturday about 1600hrs so's we can go and have a Drinky Poos and a chat. Me Radar is on FULL SCAN as the wife knows something but isn't gonna spill the Beans until the MK3 and Scott had spoken to me. Best I'm not a Grandad Again. Because if I am he's in deep DOO DOO!

Now, just where did I put me Trident, Horns and me Crimson Cape?

Artist

I think you may be right, I remeber this exact situation when my sisters boyfriend wanted a "chat" with my dad.

I think you should sharpen your trident and have a few blunt objects within arms reach

If your reaction is anything like my dads to said "chat" you may wish to sell tickets you could make a few bob. I've never seen someone get out a house so quickly.

They turned up at the Market. Mk3 and this shifty eyes PRONG called Scott.

Well she aint up the duff and no they don't want to live together.......YET.

The little Git "JUST" wants me to lend him money!

I pointed out that:

A. I don't know him.
B. I don't like him that much.
C. I don't run a loan Company.
D. I don't like him that much.

He didn't pick up on B. and D. And then started to try to tell me what a terrible life he has had. I stopped him short and informed him that whilst my Heart Pumped Purple P*ss for him he still wasn't getting one penny from little me.

At this stage the MK3 sounded off about me helping the MK2 when her workplace nearly closed down and I put in some money to keep it going. I told the MK3 that I didn't just do that to help the MK2 but also to make money for myself and just what money would I get from Scotts job of being a poxy DJ!

Scott kept on trying to tell me it was a surefire money making opportunity. I once more pointed out that I did not know him so No Way, No How. As he kept going on I decided that I had had enough and walked out of the Pub. MK3 belled her Mummy all about how nasty Daddy had been to Scott. Mummy shocked her be agreeing with me for a change and told the MK3 to "GIVE IT UP" as Daddy was right.

Am amazed to be honest with you all. Dear Wife normally disagrees with everthing I normally Say and Do! This morning MK3 belled and asked if her and Scott could come to Sunday Dinner. I said yes as long as Scott would agree to me putting a strip of Maskers over his Farking Gob! She ain't coming and also hates me. Nowt new their then!

Artist

It's got to make you think though - How did old Shifty get in the situation to have to ask the Father of his Girlfriend whom he doesn't know for Money? and not just any father BUT A BOOTNECK FATHER!?
I'd keep and eye on him, could be drugs, gambing or Crime, etc. Sounds like bad news!

JZ.

I like the climax, more more. I like the way you are upfront and hold no punches, because that makes these stories all the more interesting. looking forward to the next edition. This Scott fella sounds like a twat, doesn't turn up a fair few times and started asking you for money when he does, what cheek!!