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Posted: Wed 22 Aug, 2007 10:46 pm
by Stokey_14
not quite stokey, i would say people like billy connolly are around to amuse, these...beings....dont need to be here. no one would miss them and the world certainly wouldnt be worse off without them. Quite the opposite Im sure
True, specially the bit about Billy Connolly now that is one hell of a funny guy
my take on "those sort of people" is they aren’t worth bothering our selves about let them play there on fantasy games... while the rest of us crack on with getting the most out of life.
Stokey
Posted: Fri 31 Aug, 2007 7:58 am
by designervision
Well... It happened.... Kind of.... Not a huge fight. I'll explain....
Today they were hasseling my friend who then asked me to come back him up in class... I went to sit with him and they started the insults. They said stuff like they were gonna bash my mate and that the whole class would jump in for them. They asked me who I would jump in for and I said something along the lines of "Well we all know that you would need the whole class to jump in for you.... but I'd back up my mate".
They backed off.... Idiots... They were talking to each other about me way too loud and I overheard that they were going to get me after school.
After school I was walking home and 2 of them followed. I pretended I was on the phone and stopped for them to pass (I was trying to avoid conflict). They walked past and said stuff about ringing my 'mummy' (or 'mommy' to some) and that I was text messageing my boyfriend. Complete wan*ers.
They went slow so I caught up and passed them. They said a heap of stuff like they were gonna bash me and asked what would I do if they punched me.... By this time I had had enough, so I turned around and said something along the lines of "I'll f***ing f**k you up" and a little more.
THEY COMPLETELY BACKED OFF!
So thats my story.
Read on if you can be bothered.
Something that really makes me laugh is how cowardly they really are. For example, today in class my mate was pushed so he pushed back and swore at them. Then 2 more of the bullies mates come up to back him up and one of them had a piece of wood. My mate walked away not wanting to get wasted.
Then the guy with the wood goes around boasting for the rest of the afternoon about how my mate pussied out 'cos he had some wood. He basically made himself look like such a dickhead and didn't realise it.
Well, that's the end.
Hope you enjoyed my rant...
Sam.
Posted: Fri 31 Aug, 2007 3:02 pm
by AJtothemax
designervision wrote:Well... It happened.... Kind of.... Not a huge fight. I'll explain....
Today they were hasseling my friend who then asked me to come back him up in class... I went to sit with him and they started the insults. They said stuff like they were gonna bash my mate and that the whole class would jump in for them. They asked me who I would jump in for and I said something along the lines of "Well we all know that you would need the whole class to jump in for you.... but I'd back up my mate".
They backed off.... Idiots... They were talking to each other about me way too loud and I overheard that they were going to get me after school.
After school I was walking home and 2 of them followed. I pretended I was on the phone and stopped for them to pass (I was trying to avoid conflict). They walked past and said stuff about ringing my 'mummy' (or 'mommy' to some) and that I was text messageing my boyfriend. Complete wan*ers.
They went slow so I caught up and passed them. They said a heap of stuff like they were gonna bash me and asked what would I do if they punched me.... By this time I had had enough, so I turned around and said something along the lines of "I'll f***ing f**k you up" and a little more.
THEY COMPLETELY BACKED OFF!
So thats my story.
Read on if you can be bothered.
Something that really makes me laugh is how cowardly they really are. For example, today in class my mate was pushed so he pushed back and swore at them. Then 2 more of the bullies mates come up to back him up and one of them had a piece of wood. My mate walked away not wanting to get wasted.
Then the guy with the wood goes around boasting for the rest of the afternoon about how my mate pussied out 'cos he had some wood. He basically made himself look like such a dickhead and didn't realise it.
Well, that's the end.
Hope you enjoyed my rant...
Sam.
Its good to hear that it didn't come down to you showing them 'Jack Johnson' and 'Tom O'Leary'. Stay safe ok.
All the best.
Posted: Fri 31 Aug, 2007 8:10 pm
by Pte Golden
M8 ure a pussy i would av banged um out propa
Posted: Fri 31 Aug, 2007 8:12 pm
by jabcrosshook
Yawn, it's not very funny anymore you know.
Posted: Sun 02 Sep, 2007 9:25 am
by AJtothemax
Pte Golden wrote:M8 ure a pussy i would av banged um out propa
"Yeaaa like, den afta like, u cud av got like, some GCSE's and learned ow 2 spell like, jst liiiike me. I cnt like spell ma name so i sorta like, spell it wit numbas"
Grow up or
go away. Thanks.
Posted: Sun 02 Sep, 2007 10:08 am
by billc
Hey, Pte Golden, your a prat 1st degree on arrse and prat 1st class with honours on here, you bring the British Army and all of what we stand for into disrepute.I despise the way you shame an Elite Regiments (Paras) name with your s#it. And that is coming from a Scots Guardsman
Posted: Sun 02 Sep, 2007 12:33 pm
by Wholley
Stobbit everyone.
I know your not all looking forward to school in a week but thats no reason too tear each others hair out.
Handbags down please.
Posted: Sun 02 Sep, 2007 2:44 pm
by Mr_Kiwi
...the pte golden on here isnt the same walt on arrse thats so famous. This one is just a regular taking the piss boys. So calm down
Posted: Sun 02 Sep, 2007 5:04 pm
by riflebutt
M8 ure a pussy i would av banged um out propa
Never laughed so much over a forum in my life!
Posted: Sun 02 Sep, 2007 5:05 pm
by riflebutt
Woops, accidently wrote in my quote, sorry gents.
Posted: Sun 02 Sep, 2007 7:20 pm
by flighty
It is
very funny .... the guy on the right is surely hurling his guts out after too many alco pops. Skinny wretch!
My, the ladies in
their neck of the woods are soooooo lucky.
Form an orderly queue, girls!
Jayne
Posted: Mon 03 Sep, 2007 7:24 pm
by Sarastro
Well, they're in my neck of the woods, so you can point the queue in my direction thankyouverymuch!
PS It is not required to be orderly
Posted: Mon 03 Sep, 2007 10:22 pm
by Stokey_14
Well, they're in my neck of the woods, so you can point the queue in my direction thankyouverymuch!
PS It is not required to be orderly
If there are any females that are genuinely attracted to them to weedy little things then would you really wish for them to fight for you
I'm think it would look like a fight scene from the "Lord of the rings" (only with a touch more Burberry and badly died hair.)
Each to there own I guess
Stokey
Posted: Wed 05 Sep, 2007 6:01 pm
by MadAd
As its been said before talk to someone police or teachers whoever doesnt matter. If you cant get out of it and the fight is going to happen there are a number of things you can do to make sure the oppo goes down hard.
Go for the balls, use your teeth. Bite ears face arms whatever you can bite. (this has got me out of many headlocks before and has bought me enought time to floor someone and then walk away). Fish hooking, windmiling in etc.
Just remember go low. If the guys tall then hell go down easier.
hope that helps.
(This post is legalling binding in that it has no verbal relation to either the poster or any other individual on this site).