SAS: Ultimate farce is BACK!

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Fri 27 Jun, 2003 7:43 pm

Loz

Yes I do but don't like em much. Prefer onions with curry powder and red hot chillies.

Aye Artist

Artist · Post by **Artist** » Fri 27 Jun, 2003 8:12 pm

Loz

Strange. Thats what everyone else has said.

Did some cracking good pickled eggs mind. The Landlord of our village pub has put an order in for 2 doz a month. The first batch will be delivered Saturday 28th June, you have to leave em for at least a month to get the full flavour. I get bantam eggs 80p a dozen.

Will bring some to Willeymoor for you to try. Let us know ifen you like them with basil or without please. (Fanny Craddock.....PAH!)

Aye Artist

Wully · Post by **Wully** » Fri 27 Jun, 2003 11:14 pm

So Loz, I take it you won't be a fan of these new 'flatulence free' baked beans are are due to come onto the market soon

Going to take all the fun out of eating beans on toast

Sticky Blue · Post by **Sticky Blue** » Fri 27 Jun, 2003 11:26 pm

'flatulence free' baked beans

Alcohol free beer... What is the point? Next thing they'll be moaning about my pickled egg and sprout curry... good stuff

Sorry...

Wully · Post by **Wully** » Sat 28 Jun, 2003 10:49 am

Loz, maybe you could test out some of Artist's pickled eggs; they sound quite dangerous

mind you I have a recipe for a really good boiled tea cake which can make your bowels tremble

Midshipman786 · Post by **Midshipman786** » Fri 04 Jul, 2003 2:25 am

missed the most recent episode, anyone willing to give a short summary?

TheCount · Post by **TheCount** » Fri 04 Jul, 2003 2:37 am

White, Right wing, Brainwashed facists blow up bombs in predomenantly Black nightclubs.

They want a unified Arien Britain and will use bombs until it is so.

SAS do some torture stylee moves to get Info and apprehend Said bombers.

More like an episode of the bill than the SAS

may18 · Post by **may18** » Fri 04 Jul, 2003 9:15 am

lol well this week i learnt that if i suspect a team of S.A.S are following me, i merely walk alongside a passing trolley and i will get away no probs!

Twenty One · Post by **Twenty One** » Fri 04 Jul, 2003 9:49 am

Ultimate Farce...........................What a load of bollocks folks,the Salvation Army could do better! :drinking:

voodoo sprout · Post by **voodoo sprout** » Fri 04 Jul, 2003 2:11 pm

I was really rather disappointed with the latest one, not only did it have just a single bloody shot (and the fat bloke mentioned in an interview it's supposed to be an actions series), but it managed to find a way to drag itself down even further by having two dire sex scenes and a pair of lesbians just for good measure, WE HAVE CHANNEL 5 FOR THAT SORT OF THING, CHIMP BRAINS

. And after last weeks distinctly inactive legal adventure, I had expected a bit less brains a few more guns. Seeing the preview for next weeks I'm keeping my hopes bolted firmly to the floor, though to be honest I'll still watch it for fear of missing an incredible shootout rivalled only by Terminator 2, Saving private Ryan and the Jerry Springer show on the subject of "My GPMG is a closet homosexual!"

Twenty One · Post by **Twenty One** » Fri 04 Jul, 2003 2:47 pm

When you involve women with the specialists then you WILL have problems.Speaking of GPMG's I was disqualified on the ranges one day when I was sending down single shots from the GPMG when I was supposed to tap 3/5 rounds,my reason for doing this was I was getting all my shots on target far quicker than the other gunners were.I lost the competition.

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