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I'm with bootneck on this one, post away! :lol:
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Before the RAF allowed pink pilots to wear blue one of the lads I shared a block with was gay but hadnt come out , it wasnt an issue , he didnt fancy me ( bitch ) however he and out chief tech had a thing going
So when gay pilots join the RAF do they get brown wings! :x

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Sticky Blue wrote:Lock it? Why? Don't be afraid of gay people in the service whover they are. You can't catch gay you know. Think of the benefits of going ashore with 3 gay guys... they won't be intersted in the women, therefore your chance of pulling gets better!
I know you cant "catch" Gay, but they CAN bloody well catch YOU!! :P

Yeah and you think going ashore with 3 gay guys is gonna be any fun? There is no way that im going to be dragged around every gay bar and public toliet in the whole F-in town. :evil:
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Does no one else think it's a little bit strange that this seems to be one of the most popular threads in a long while. I wonder what the attraction is. :wink:
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Powder Monkey, has it not occured to you, that if your ashore with a couple or three gays, thats 2 or 3 guys out the running for the totty, :D which means even you might trap :o 8)
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Mind you, if powder monkey is young and impressionable he could probably trap even when not alongside. :o

Yeah and you think going ashore with 3 gay guys is gonna be any fun? There is no way that im going to be dragged around every gay bar and public toliet in the whole F-in town.
You can just window shop. you might see something you like!!!! :wink:
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Two gay guys are standing on a bridge watching ships pass by underneath them. One says to the other, "What kind of ship is that?"

"Container ship," replies the other.

"Okay, what's that one over there?"

"Oil Tanker."

"How about that one?"

"That's a ferry boat."

"Really? I knew we were strong, but I never knew we had our own NAVY!"

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A mate of mine told me that the SAS have a regimental psychedelic country-swing band and also a Transexual Mexican dishwashers' union in Hereford, the local gay community love this and regularly turn up to support them, too get in you must be able to answer the "De Niro/Ronin Classic" i.e. what colour is the bath house at Hereford.............
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Noz wrote:Mind you, if powder monkey is young and impressionable he could probably trap even when not alongside. :o
Noz, that word "IF" may be small, but it`s Big at the same time. :wink:
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bootneck wrote:Powder Monkey, has it not occured to you, that if your ashore with a couple or three gays, thats 2 or 3 guys out the running for the totty, :D which means even you might trap :o 8)
TBH, i've never had problems pulling women. The primary reason why im so terrified of the navy life is that i've had more than my fair share of wry smiles from the local pink clientel :o
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Powder monkey wrote:
bootneck wrote:Powder Monkey, has it not occured to you, that if your ashore with a couple or three gays, thats 2 or 3 guys out the running for the totty, :D which means even you might trap :o 8)
TBH, i've never had problems pulling women. The primary reason why im so terrified of the navy life is that i've had more than my fair share of wry smiles from the local pink clientel :o
powderpuff oops i mean monkey.........stop going out in a dress and combat high then mate lol
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Noz wrote:Mind you, if powder monkey is young and impressionable he could probably trap even when not alongside. :o

Yeah, i'm gonna raid those WRENS while at sea :)

You can just window shop. you might see something you like!!!! :wink:

f@#k right off!!!!!!!!
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Powder monkey wrote:
Noz wrote:Mind you, if powder monkey is young and impressionable he could probably trap even when not alongside. :o

Yeah, i'm gonna raid those WRENS while at sea :)

You can just window shop. you might see something you like!!!! :wink:

f@#k right off!!!!!!!!
now thats no way for a lady to talk lol
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goldie ex rmp wrote: powderpuff oops i mean monkey.........stop going out in a dress and combat high then mate lol
It's not the way I dress. There are millions of other lads who wear the same sort of gear that I do. I blame my parents for giving me some damn nice genetics :)
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