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Noz
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So when gay pilots join the RAF do they get brown wings!Before the RAF allowed pink pilots to wear blue one of the lads I shared a block with was gay but hadnt come out , it wasnt an issue , he didnt fancy me ( bitch ) however he and out chief tech had a thing going
SORRY!
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Those who say to god, "Thy will be done", and those to whom god says, "Alright then, have it your way".
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Those who say to god, "Thy will be done", and those to whom god says, "Alright then, have it your way".
C.S. Lewis
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I know you cant "catch" Gay, but they CAN bloody well catch YOU!!Sticky Blue wrote:Lock it? Why? Don't be afraid of gay people in the service whover they are. You can't catch gay you know. Think of the benefits of going ashore with 3 gay guys... they won't be intersted in the women, therefore your chance of pulling gets better!
Yeah and you think going ashore with 3 gay guys is gonna be any fun? There is no way that im going to be dragged around every gay bar and public toliet in the whole F-in town.
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Mind you, if powder monkey is young and impressionable he could probably trap even when not alongside.

You can just window shop. you might see something you like!!!!Yeah and you think going ashore with 3 gay guys is gonna be any fun? There is no way that im going to be dragged around every gay bar and public toliet in the whole F-in town.
There are are two kinds of people:
Those who say to god, "Thy will be done", and those to whom god says, "Alright then, have it your way".
C.S. Lewis
Those who say to god, "Thy will be done", and those to whom god says, "Alright then, have it your way".
C.S. Lewis
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Two gay guys are standing on a bridge watching ships pass by underneath them. One says to the other, "What kind of ship is that?"
"Container ship," replies the other.
"Okay, what's that one over there?"
"Oil Tanker."
"How about that one?"
"That's a ferry boat."
"Really? I knew we were strong, but I never knew we had our own NAVY!"

"Container ship," replies the other.
"Okay, what's that one over there?"
"Oil Tanker."
"How about that one?"
"That's a ferry boat."
"Really? I knew we were strong, but I never knew we had our own NAVY!"
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A mate of mine told me that the SAS have a regimental psychedelic country-swing band and also a Transexual Mexican dishwashers' union in Hereford, the local gay community love this and regularly turn up to support them, too get in you must be able to answer the "De Niro/Ronin Classic" i.e. what colour is the bath house at Hereford.............
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Powder monkey
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TBH, i've never had problems pulling women. The primary reason why im so terrified of the navy life is that i've had more than my fair share of wry smiles from the local pink clientelbootneck wrote:Powder Monkey, has it not occured to you, that if your ashore with a couple or three gays, thats 2 or 3 guys out the running for the totty,which means even you might trap
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powderpuff oops i mean monkey.........stop going out in a dress and combat high then mate lolPowder monkey wrote:TBH, i've never had problems pulling women. The primary reason why im so terrified of the navy life is that i've had more than my fair share of wry smiles from the local pink clientelbootneck wrote:Powder Monkey, has it not occured to you, that if your ashore with a couple or three gays, thats 2 or 3 guys out the running for the totty,which means even you might trap
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Powder monkey
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Noz wrote:Mind you, if powder monkey is young and impressionable he could probably trap even when not alongside.![]()
Yeah, i'm gonna raid those WRENS while at sea
You can just window shop. you might see something you like!!!!
f@#k right off!!!!!!!!
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now thats no way for a lady to talk lolPowder monkey wrote:Noz wrote:Mind you, if powder monkey is young and impressionable he could probably trap even when not alongside.![]()
Yeah, i'm gonna raid those WRENS while at sea
You can just window shop. you might see something you like!!!!
f@#k right off!!!!!!!!
Exemplo Ducemus (By Example We Lead)
"Do not confuse your rank with my authority....Sir!"
"Do not confuse your rank with my authority....Sir!"
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Powder monkey
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It's not the way I dress. There are millions of other lads who wear the same sort of gear that I do. I blame my parents for giving me some damn nice geneticsgoldie ex rmp wrote: powderpuff oops i mean monkey.........stop going out in a dress and combat high then mate lol
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