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That is because stewards are a very strange breed indeed. Share a mess with them, you soon find out!Had an Oppo who was a CPO Steward.
Whenever a new steward joined the ship he would ask them one question.
"Are you a pimp or a pirate?"
His way of asking are you Gay or Straight. He didnt like Gays very much. (he didnt like anyone very much come to think of it)
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Those who say to god, "Thy will be done", and those to whom god says, "Alright then, have it your way".
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Those who say to god, "Thy will be done", and those to whom god says, "Alright then, have it your way".
C.S. Lewis
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You can tell me though cos I aint got no soul. I sold my soul for a happy meal long agobootneck wrote:Noz, please, don`t stop there, you have to spill the beans, and don`t worry, we won`t tell a soulNoz wrote:
That is because stewards are a very strange breed indeed. Share a mess with them, you soon find out!
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Far be it from me to join in your homo knocking (so to speak )
Before the RAF allowed pink pilots to wear blue one of the lads I shared a block with was gay but hadnt come out , it wasnt an issue , he didnt fancy me ( bitch ) however he and out chief tech had a thing going
It'd be pretty shallow minded to think they fancy you just cos your a bloke
Its like me thinking all the wimmin fancy me ....oh hang on - they do
Before the RAF allowed pink pilots to wear blue one of the lads I shared a block with was gay but hadnt come out , it wasnt an issue , he didnt fancy me ( bitch ) however he and out chief tech had a thing going
It'd be pretty shallow minded to think they fancy you just cos your a bloke
Its like me thinking all the wimmin fancy me ....oh hang on - they do
"certa cito"
I said "I wasn't sure if it were true" just heard it is all mind you. I don't think it happens in port but when the lads have been out in the persian gulf for 6 months Big Bertha Betty starts to look awfully good
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I wouldn't really worry about queers in the field have you ever had sex in a trench ? Trust me it doesn't work when you've been out for a few weeks just givin'r.
I wouldn't really worry about queers in the field have you ever had sex in a trench ? Trust me it doesn't work when you've been out for a few weeks just givin'r.
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Sex in a trench? What and risk trench cock?BenChug wrote: I wouldn't really worry about queers in the field have you ever had sex in a trench ? Trust me it doesn't work when you've been out for a few weeks just givin'r.
I wish some moderator would lock this thread. Its scawin the newbie recruits
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