Best Service Rifle in the World

[Doc]

Could I politely request that members who have yet to fire a round in anger from whatever weapon they enjoy please refrain from entering a pissing contest to those that have, its only going to get personal and spiral into a slagging contest

By which measure I once fired a 81mm mortar in anger and missed the coont by miles.

Soon sent back to my slit trench to count my brufen stocks.

[Doc]

Actually if truth be known my fall of shot indicator was more of a puff than a boom..........................safety pin was left in situ as I plopped it down the tube


93,94,95................ok ones missing......whos had a femoral bleed and used a brufen????????????????

[Artist]

Could I politely request that members who have yet to fire a round in anger from whatever weapon they enjoy please refrain from entering a pissing contest to those that have, its only going to get personal and spiral into a slagging contest

By which measure I once fired a 81mm mortar in anger and missed the coont by miles.

Soon sent back to my slit trench to count my brufen stocks.

BIG GROUP HUG! Weres me Owl then?...........

Artist

[Doc]

I'm never going to forget that moment on platform One am I?

Tweet-a-wooo.................

[Artist]

I'm never going to forget that moment on platform One am I?

Tweet-a-wooo.................

You said it you daft bugger!

Artist

[Greenronnie]

Tom................ my Mum died, March this year mate, may have noticed my post count went quiet for about 3 weeks.

Stu

very sorry to hear that mate, and sorry about the Mum joke too. Obviously I wasn't to know.

It must have been your sister!!

By the way, we had an Aussie attached to us in Afghan who put a 51 mil bomb downrange in a contact. There was no bang, and he thought he'd fired a dud until I asked him if he'd taken the safety pin out........nob!

[London Boy]

Isn't that K-nob or even 'kin k-nob

[Artist]

Young just out of the box RM Officer once told an 81mm team to apply the safety catch.........The mind boggles it really does!

Artist

[Sisyphus]

Could I politely request that members who have yet to fire a round in anger from whatever weapon they enjoy please refrain from entering a pissing contest to those that have, its only going to get personal and spiral into a slagging contest

Might as well include anyone who hasn't fired 'all of the above mentioned' weapons.


Steve,

You're making it up about the YO aren't you? Please tell me you are... On second thoughts.........

[Greenronnie]

Isn't that K-nob or even 'kin k-nob

No, just nob.

[Doc]

very sorry to hear that mate, and sorry about the Mum joke too. Obviously I wasn't to know.

It must have been your sister!!

Obviously I was joking about the Mum bit hoping to get a bite and in true Ronnie fashion, just as I thought I had you you drop the sister sound bit! Cnut!

Anyone brave enough to shag my sister deserves the VC...............or is that VD?

[Greenronnie]

Obviously I was joking about the Mum bit hoping to get a bite and in true Ronnie fashion, just as I thought I had you you drop the sister sound bit! Cnut!

Thing is, that's a crap joke mate, stand by for pm.

[Doc]

PM read and replied mucker,

Yep you are right......................still my sister isnt worth it though

[Greenronnie]

PM read and replied mucker,

Yep you are right......................still my sister isnt worth it though

Roger that. Hey don't be too hard on your sister mate...one for the Reg and all that!

[Tab]

We went into Suez with the old 303 Enfields and came up against the AK 47, and that was not a lot of fun. Fortunately the Egyptians had been throwing crates of the AK 47s of lorries hoping that the local population would pick them up and fight the infidels, well they seem to have had better sense and they left them there for us.