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HELP! Is this MK10 suit poisoned? ("CONTAMINATED")

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'BRING OUT THE GIMP! BUT THE GIMP'S DE-CONTAMINATING!!' :o

Either that or taking drugs. Or having fun with rubber gloves.

You want to get yourself a flat near the Nuclear Power Plant in Iran, fella. There'll be plenty of buckshee NBC gear (rubber love garments to you) going and the housing will be cheap.

Plus you'll shortly be on the end of some baaad karma maaan. And I'm fairly sure you won't need one of those nasty boxes to be buried in.

:lol:
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AerialTheShamen wrote: So far something divine appearing turns out to be insultable and takes revenge with violence, then it is not divine or has lost its divinity or has not reached it yet.

Thus to approach the divine, the human being has to learn uninsultability to delete the sufferance of insultations.
So by that twisty bit of logic, if you respond in kind to perceived attacks on your religion (if love of the latex god is what you would admit to be religion), does it not follow that you're pretty far from where you think you are?
In the end, you're an animist with a rubber fixation.
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AerialTheShamen wrote: So far something divine appearing turns out to be insultable and takes revenge with violence, then it is not divine or has lost its divinity or has not reached it yet.
Head divine, so glad it's not mine! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Farking Hells Bells!!

Next he's going to be seen with a mains powered dayglo Wampant Wabbit shoved up his Arse!!! :o

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Boney_Gildroy wrote:

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:multi: O look, he laid an egg. :multi:

Heres to your new born 'resonator' :drinking:
Nah, mate: he's just 'tuning' his caca-chakra by reverberating farts back up through the chocolate turbine.
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We used to call them Spacehoppers!

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this therad is funny, extreamly wrong, but funny :drinking:
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You've got to feel sorry for the Spacehoppers mind.

One minute your the favorite toy of some young kid.
Twenty years later some Eijuts trying to shove your left handle up his arse for peace and serenity!!!! :o

I'll stick to me Pussers Rum, a few pints of Hydes Black and a rollup when the urge takes me thank you very much!

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Artist used to complain about his piles... now that boy has some angry Knobby Stiles there!!
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Artist wrote:Farking Hells Bells!!

Next he's going to be seen with a mains powered dayglo Wampant Wabbit shoved up his Arse!!! :o

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Oh my god im a sexual devient :o think ill just go and strum my ear lobes while humming away to myself. :o

Do you think the suit is contaminated because someone wore it to a S&M party and got frisky and a bit too excited by the prospect of sitting on a marigold..............YUK.

but i once knew this guy .................. :wink:

bleedin heck i wear marigolds to do my dishes, im officially a pervert. :D
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AerialTheShamen wrote: :sleeping: And this crap came from a son of a gun that doesn't mention his own location. Thanks likewise!!!
My location is openly known to those on here who matter! Your inane ramblings however are of little or no consequence to me as they have as much substance as the leakings from your ass glove! unlike the BiChHaz from your Mk10 (Hope you enjoy it!) :wink:

By the way... RTS v/s means.................................














































































Fark it, this Son of a Gun can't be arsed! :lol:
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AerialTheShamen wrote: Why can nobody simply answer here what the abbreviation "RTS v/s" means?


Maybe it means "Return To Store Very Soon" :-? :lol:
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Rectal Tunnelling Sytem Very Sore
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Remove Thy Socks Very Smelly (Merrells make my feet pong aswell Loz :lol: )
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Retail To Shamen, Violation/Sodomy :D
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