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Posted: Sun 01 Feb, 2004 9:01 pm
by chunky from york
Can I be a Whip ? I have my own PVC uniform!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sun 01 Feb, 2004 10:53 pm
by Wholley
Chunky,
I think studded leather would be far more becoming
for a Whip.
Wholley.

Posted: Sun 01 Feb, 2004 10:56 pm
by Spannerman
Chunky as part of the props for the job the egg whisk and the wet lettuce leaf is thrown in for free!!
Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 4:03 am
by Wholley
Spanners,
Does this mean the Honorable Member from York will have to shell out
for his own damp ferret?
I think questions should be asked in the House.
Wholley.

Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 8:02 am
by Spannerman
Wholley
Table a motion and we will get a Commons Select Committee to spend 3 Trillion £'s on finding out nothing!
Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 10:36 am
by kwew
Table a motion and we will get a Commons Select Committee to spend 3 Trillion £'s on finding out nothing!
I demand an inquiry into these inquiries!!! i shal not let this matter settle. The public have a right to know that we know nothing about what we know.
Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 10:58 am
by Guest
Right, as head of the BeeeeB i abolish TV License fees, and Sky subscriptions, these will be met by the rich and famous.

Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 11:13 am
by North Sea Tigress
Right, that's enough!!!
I will not stand for ANY motions on the table...It is
NOT hygienic!!!!!

Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 11:18 am
by Spannerman
NST
It's when people say 'will you go throught the motions' that I get worried, pity El Tone doesn't want to do that he's quick at dishing the dirt though!
Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 11:32 am
by Dave.Mil
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Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 11:43 am
by Spannerman
Does the Blue Peter badge make you dishonest, you need to lie through your back teeth, we don't want squeaky clean people in the cabinet Dave, that doesn't give a good impression to those living in far away lands. I mean if you say you have a BLUE PETER badge for appearing on the show and not actually appeared, you know like getting the badge through another source then you can have the Ministers job for Disinformation. I might need a character reference from Peter Purves though!
Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 11:47 am
by Dave.Mil
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Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 11:52 am
by Spannerman
You seem to have the right qualifications Dave, perhaps you can give an interview to the BEEB as to where the WMD are and we don't want to hear any slick comments that they are at Faslane or RAF Lakenheath or buried underground on Salisbury Plain we want facts like they could be stored in the eye of a needle or such places!
Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 12:27 pm
by Dave.Mil
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Posted: Mon 02 Feb, 2004 2:24 pm
by Wholley
Dave,
If"She who must be obeyed"sees your post,she will track you down,
hang,draw and quarter you with glee,then start on me again.
'Kin funny though,
Wholley.
