But, he's so pee shy it's ridiculous if someone stands next to him he just can't go so if ever anyone sees him at the urinal they always go and stand next to him just so he can't go.
'tis always quite funny.Share This Page:
Showering....naked....with other men, good god no!!!
I've got a mate who clearly isn't usually shy, he gets naked all the feckin time in a weird attemot to prove this to everybody
But, he's so pee shy it's ridiculous if someone stands next to him he just can't go so if ever anyone sees him at the urinal they always go and stand next to him just so he can't go. 'tis always quite funny.
But, he's so pee shy it's ridiculous if someone stands next to him he just can't go so if ever anyone sees him at the urinal they always go and stand next to him just so he can't go.
'tis always quite funny.I myself during my entire Career within the Corp always wore a Full Yasmak when showering with other people...............Believe that and you would believe ought! 
The USMC go one better when it comes to privacy, you want a dump then you have to walk into a room full of WC's with no partitions between the WC's. You could be sat there reading a letter from your pash and four down another bloke could be sat on another WC shitting like there was no tomorrow.
YEE HAA! ARR NEED A SHIT! Oooooooo! ME GUTS! MUMMY! Oooooo! BLOINK GA DE BLOINK....Ooooo Splosh! Splosh! Splosh! Splosh! Splosh............SPLAT!............ ARRRRRRR! SORTED!!! ARRR!
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The USMC go one better when it comes to privacy, you want a dump then you have to walk into a room full of WC's with no partitions between the WC's. You could be sat there reading a letter from your pash and four down another bloke could be sat on another WC shitting like there was no tomorrow.
YEE HAA! ARR NEED A SHIT! Oooooooo! ME GUTS! MUMMY! Oooooo! BLOINK GA DE BLOINK....Ooooo Splosh! Splosh! Splosh! Splosh! Splosh............SPLAT!............ ARRRRRRR! SORTED!!! ARRR!
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Farting when pissing at urinals..i look around to see where it came from asif it wernt me, also i have a phobia of missing the pan,
shake it as many times as you like ...its guna dribble regardless
shake it as many times as you like ...its guna dribble regardless
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Tonight I watched a bloke try to dry his hands under a Durex Condom machine as he tried to engage me in conversation whilst I was having a piss in the urinal! I kindly pointed out his mistake...........He said he was sorry but he'd always fancied me!!?!?!?!?KIMBERLYPARE wrote:I always find it funny when someone is pi$$ing in the urinal next to you they ALWAYS spit before beginning,its like a primal unspoken communication of 'don't worry im a right lad,not bent at all'.
KP.
Sad Sod/Bugger!
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Easy mistake to make. I hear you're a bit of a looker.Artist wrote:Tonight I watched a bloke try to dry his hands under a Durex Condom machine as he tried to engage me in conversation whilst I was having a piss in the urinal! I kindly pointed out his mistake...........He said he was sorry but he'd always fancied me!!?!?!?!?
Sad Sod/Bugger!
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Aways look on the bright side of life.
You couldn't afford me!ali_hire wrote:Easy mistake to make. I hear you're a bit of a looker.Artist wrote:Tonight I watched a bloke try to dry his hands under a Durex Condom machine as he tried to engage me in conversation whilst I was having a piss in the urinal! I kindly pointed out his mistake...........He said he was sorry but he'd always fancied me!!?!?!?!?
Sad Sod/Bugger!
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Now sit back in your chair and I'll plug you in!
True story this people. When I was a bit of SKIN I would be sold to Whoofters by my Oppos down in the Barbican (GUZ/Plymouth). Used to go back to the whoofters gaff, fill them in and then have away their dosh. Better than an ATM in them days the whoofters were. These days the whoofter would report you so don't try it. OK.
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But you also get people who are shy on toilets like with lots of cubicals i.e an airport. because i remember when i was going away and u can see people trying not to make noise haha, but i just let rip.
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