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Stinky wrote:Sure some of my post sound weird but is drinking shampoo to get ill and having a bug in my ear so uncommon these days?

Wish someone would have phoned your AFCO to point them to this site before your interview now..

Wish someone would have phoned your AFCO to point them to this site before your interview now..

Ok i'll stop
I don't want to seem full of myself but I'm quite a nice person in real life and have many friends which arnt chavs. I don't mean to boast.

Stinky wrote:

Wish someone would have phoned your AFCO to point them to this site before your interview now..

Ok i'll stop
I don't want to seem full of myself but I'm quite a nice person in real life and have many friends which arnt chavs. I don't mean to boast.

You should not have any friends that are chavs. Its an unwritten law.

Spooky wrote:You should not have any friends that are chavs. Its an unwritten law.

I happily stick within the law.

How about this one in The Sun today...

'Marine' a Conman

A Walter Mitty character who pretended to be a Royal Marine to swindle cash was jailed for 21 months yesterday.
David Lyons, 40, carried a backpack and wore a green beret and jumper with the Marines' crest.
He befriended three victims, including servicemen, at rail stations and motorway service areas, Reading Crown Court heard.
Lyons of Orpington, Kent, who is actually an undertaker, even visited an RAF base with a gun.
He was held days later trying to enter another base in Yeovil, Somerset.
He admitted various charges including theft.

you should tell this bum that you were talking to a former marine of ten years and that he was telling you abou a thing called cobbing! what's cobbing you ask, one of my old oppo's and his 3 brothers all serving in the corps still as RSM,s and senior ML's use to suffer from acne and couldn't seem to get rid of their mattery spots, so their dad informed them to start cobbing on their faces, 'how do you do that dad' they replied, so their dad explained that 'what you do is when you go for a piss intead of pissing in the pan you piss into your hands and rub it into your faces' so hence all 3 brothers kept this up for a number of months while their dad had a right laugh at himself for getting his 3 young sons rubbing piss into their faces for months, but what you do with this is tell your 'f***witt mate that the training teams do this to all recruits who have spotty heads to help them get rid of their gammy afflictions if he says yeh they did that while I was there then you are within your right by law to beat him ti death with a heavy stick with nails in and no court in the land will charge you for the miserable liars death, trust me write back to me when you have killed him.

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digitalfreefall,


Cheers for finding that infomation for us all to have a look at.

Oz wrote:digitalfreefall,


Cheers for finding that infomation for us all to have a look at.

No problem Oz, it was all over the papers in Glasgow, hes a fcuking disgrace to the city. There was alot more, he left his fiance on holiday because he was reqired back in the UK to help the SAS track down the July 7th bombers. He probably sat in a B&B untill she got back.

There was a cracking quote from the Army at the time.
Army spokesman:
"I can confirm he is a fraud. He has never been an officer, soldier or Army cadet,
May I suggest you try the space cadet organisation."

I cant decide weither i hate the man or feel sorry for him......Nah, i hate him, lets give him a good old fashioned Glasgow kicking

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_ob ... _page.html

digitalfreefall,

Yeah mate that stuff about having to return home is pretty heavy. You think that his Mrs would have some idea though?? all in all i think its pretty sad that he felt to take his dreams to another level and go public...or to this planet....ohh well iam heading back off to the 'enterprise' c-ya

Oz